The Old Man and God (34)
good one!!!
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Nice Jock!!
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Excellent one as usual Des! 
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Jessamine: do you people never sleep?
Go to bed, b*tch!
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dcj22: Go to bed, b*tch!
looks whos talking b*tch lol you are half asleep sitting across from me lol
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Jessamine: looks whos talking b*tch lol you are half asleep sitting across from me lol
come and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pop up
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dcj22: Go to bed, b*tch!
this is so fu*cking funny you both are sitting next to each other having a fight
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LOL
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that was a real cute one des
DES, DANA,
any one i may of missed
sorry but this is a quick hit and run posting
love ya'll ttyl
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desmond: this is so fu*cking funny you both are sitting next to each other having a fight
lol we aren't fighting, she is just stubborn....ok well crazy as I am since we are still both up after getting little sleep last night and getting up early today so we could ship the girls off for the weekend lol
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Jessamine: LOL sorry hon, I have been in another world....but I also haven't been getting the majority of my offlines for some reason
I as hope you were in the world of chocolate for ever
DAMN here I go dreaming again ------ This thread is Archived ------
Shadow_lover: LOL
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desmond: I as hope you were in the world of chocolate for ever DAMN here I go dreaming again
you know I still love ya Des :) always will hon, you are one of my dearest friends
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Jessamine: lol we aren't fighting, she is just stubborn....ok well crazy as I am since we are still both up after getting little sleep last night and getting up early today so we could ship the girls off for the weekend lol
Yeah, we've both had a couple of nights with no sleep this week. But we so rarely have nights without our girls - who hit it off famously -
- so Em is off with Meagan and Meagans father. We're free!!!!!!!!! So what are we doing? Sitting here talking to you!
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dcj22: Yeah, we've both had a couple of nights with no sleep this week. But we so rarely have nights without our girls - who hit it off famously - - so Em is off with Meagan and Meagans father. We're free!!!!!!!!! So what are we doing? Sitting here talking to you!
LOL Yes they did, like they have been friends forever, but then again we were like that when we met on here too lol and in person it is like you have lived right next door since we were kids lol
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Jessamine: LOL Yes they did, like they have been friends forever, but then again we were like that when we met on here too lol and in person it is like you have lived right next door since we were kids lol
Very true. I even love your mom.
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I be there faster than you both know but I know dana will not run away from me but robyn might run like hell
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And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''
And she says, ''That idiot, he's been pissing in the fridge!''