Crazy Is As Crazy Does (13)
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Hi Katie , I hope you are doing well!!
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mylifewithu: Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"
WOW
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Tech49: WOW
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I don't suffer from insanity, I thrive on it...
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zdeadmanwalking: cool one night i am
coming to take over the forum
since no one is using it
i promise to give it back
there is no one
here any way
coming to take over the forum
since no one is using it
i promise to give it back
there is no one
here any way
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HJFinAZ: I don't suffer from insanity, I thrive on it...
I bet not quite like when walking deadman gets a bug up his.... and gets silly around here.
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mylifewithu: I bet not quite like when walking deadman gets a bug up his.... and gets silly around here.
And he is about to drive me crazy!!!::frustrated: 
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zdeadmanwalking: cool one night i am
coming to take over the forum
since no one is using it
i promise to give it back
there is no one
here any way
coming to take over the forum
since no one is using it
i promise to give it back
there is no one
here any way
BORING!!!!
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Goodnight everyone, his crap has ruined the evening, Geeez !!
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When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?"