I WOKED UP! (436)
I woked up!
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Morning BN.
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Sommerauer71: Morning BN.
G'day Tracy
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BnaturAl: G'day Tracy
How was your woking up experience?
Good? Bad, Average?
Or are you damn relieved that you managed to woked up/
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Sommerauer71: How was your woking up experience?
Good? Bad, Average?
Or are you damn relieved that you managed to woked up/
Good? Bad, Average?
Or are you damn relieved that you managed to woked up/
too early to assess, more coffee will remedy that 
on the other hand , major wood
who needs alarm c
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Lagoona22: Sommer, you miss the point and do us men an injustice....when a man breaths in your ear in the pale light of early morning, "Honey, do I have something for you...!!"...it is actually a complex and sohisticated human ritual...played out by couples millions of times around the world at the same moment in time...
It's a form of spark plug pre-heating..think "slow glow"...like diesel....it's similiar to the australian version of pillow talk, which is brief and to the point..."Brace yourself Sheila..."...you need to see it in a more romantic light...but I'm going on a bit here, aren't I...?
It's a form of spark plug pre-heating..think "slow glow"...like diesel....it's similiar to the australian version of pillow talk, which is brief and to the point..."Brace yourself Sheila..."...you need to see it in a more romantic light...but I'm going on a bit here, aren't I...?
Your first sentence I get.
And I love that.
The last bit?
Yes you are.
There is only one woodie, I want to know about, and that is the one I wake up next too.
But come on, you boys know I am telling the truth.
You tell us when you have put the laundry in.
We, girls, just put it in.
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Ok I get it...you just want us to ditch the morning breath thing, and just put it in, and get on with it...right??..
Sommerauer71: Your first sentence I get.
And I love that.
The last bit?
Yes you are.
There is only one woodie, I want to know about, and that is the one I wake up next too.
But come on, you boys know I am telling the truth.
You tell us when you have put the laundry in.
We, girls, just put it in.
And I love that.
The last bit?
Yes you are.
There is only one woodie, I want to know about, and that is the one I wake up next too.
But come on, you boys know I am telling the truth.
You tell us when you have put the laundry in.
We, girls, just put it in.
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Lagoona22: Ok I get it...you just want us to ditch the morning breath thing, and just put it in, and get on with it...right??..
Well, we are not talking laundry here now.
Nothing better than waking up to a stiff inside you.
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Sommerauer71: Well, we are not talking laundry here now.
Nothing better than waking up to a stiff inside you.
Nothing better than waking up to a stiff inside you.
Blunt enough for you Lago?
Now, back to the laundry.
Why do you boys feel it necessary to tell us when you have put the washing machine on?
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Ok...entry by stealth then...no announcement needed...
Sommerauer71: Well, we are not talking laundry here now.
Nothing better than waking up to a stiff inside you.
Nothing better than waking up to a stiff inside you.
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BnaturAl: I guess you've not experienced actually having major wood, so its hard to explain where one's focus is in the morning
Imagine your arm all stiff and rigid in the morning, you can't bend it, it smacks in the fridge door when you open it, its not easy to avert focus ya know!
Imagine your arm all stiff and rigid in the morning, you can't bend it, it smacks in the fridge door when you open it, its not easy to avert focus ya know!
You wanna lay a wager on that one?
Do I look like the sort of woman that has not experienced that?
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Sommerauer71: Hi Indy
I can't, lovely man, but I just cannot.
How does a person ask a person to marry then who they have never met?
I can't, lovely man, but I just cannot.
How does a person ask a person to marry then who they have never met?
On a spiritual, soul to soul level, it makes more sense to imagine then to experience marriage and it may seam even practical.
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COSMICDUST: On a spiritual, soul to soul level, it makes more sense to imagine then to experience marriage and it may seam even practical.
No, that is not practical to me.
It is plain silly.
For some it may work, for me no.
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Sommerauer71: You wanna lay a wager on that one?
Do I look like the sort of woman that has not experienced that?
Do I look like the sort of woman that has not experienced that?
seeing and .... ummm ..... devouring, isn't quite the same as 'having' :giggle"
but i do beleive you've major experienced it
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BnaturAl: seeing and .... ummm ..... devouring, isn't quite the same as 'having' :giggle"
but i do beleive you've major experienced it
but i do beleive you've major experienced it
I knew you would not argue.
And put that bloody banana away, driving me mad.
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I just woked up myself....I just love sleeping into noon
and my coffee is nice and strong....
and I had a powerful morning wood (don't know if I should have mentioned that?)