CIA, FBI and LAPD!! (72)
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mylifewithu: The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Finally the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Finally the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Sounds just like them.....
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mylifewithu: The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Finally the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
luv itFirst the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Finally the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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Geeez!!! I wouldn't expect the Lost Animal Protection Department to do that!! 
Now the Friggin Big Indians might!
And the Canadian Indian Association!! All they ever do is block highways!!
The whole thing sounds pretty fuinny to me!! 
Now the Friggin Big Indians might!
And the Canadian Indian Association!! All they ever do is block highways!!
The whole thing sounds pretty fuinny to me!!
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iamsimply: Geeez!!! I wouldn't expect the Lost Animal Protection Department to do that!!
Now the Friggin Big Indians might!
And the Canadian Indian Association!! All they ever do is block highways!!
The whole thing sounds pretty fuinny to me!!
Now the Friggin Big Indians might!
And the Canadian Indian Association!! All they ever do is block highways!!
The whole thing sounds pretty fuinny to me!!
Ehem....Oh really.....
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iamsimply: Geeez!!! I wouldn't expect the Lost Animal Protection Department to do that!!
Now the Friggin Big Indians might!
And the Canadian Indian Association!! All they ever do is block highways!!
The whole thing sounds pretty fuinny to me!!
Now the Friggin Big Indians might!
And the Canadian Indian Association!! All they ever do is block highways!!
The whole thing sounds pretty fuinny to me!!
What 
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mylifewithu: What
You know those backwards....drunken....non-working Canadian Indians.....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: You know those backwards....drunken....non-working Canadian Indians.....
I didn't think they went after the rabbit, maybe aliens abducted everything------ This thread is Archived ------
mylifewithu: I didn't think they went after the rabbit, maybe aliens abducted everything
Why they probably killed everything in the whole damn forrest.....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Why they probably killed everything in the whole damn forrest.....
Probable so------ This thread is Archived ------
poor little wabbit....and you should'nt talk about bears that way
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jlw45: poor little wabbit....and you should'nt talk about bears that way
I'm offended....Bears are people too....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: You know those backwards....drunken....non-working Canadian Indians.....
i wanna see ya backwards
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jlw45: i wanna see ya backwards
Just wait until I get drunk.....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Just wait until I get drunk.....
want a beer?......
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jlw45: want a beer?......
Sure...the more the merrier....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Sure...the more the merrier....
Got to have a beer for the poor rabbit too ------ This thread is Archived ------
Hugz_n_Kissez: Sure...the more the merrier....
drink up pokeyhinny 
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First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Finally the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"