Cats we need to talk okay? (8)
Yep, just gone done telling my cat to MOVE while she was standing in front of the monitor.....she just looked at me 
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hrt4lse: Yep, just gone done telling my cat to MOVE while she was standing in front of the monitor.....she just looked at me
You do know don't you who is the real boss huh? Right it is Not You lol
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We keep having that discussion...not sure who's won yet...lol
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hrt4lse: We keep having that discussion...not sure who's won yet...lol
Cats can be trained yes they can.
I have a picture of a cat using the toilet.
Go to Googles and type; How to toilet train a cat
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hollandgirl: Dear cats.........we really need to talk............
Dear Cats...
We need to talk.
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two cats in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.
I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but feline sarcasm. My compact discs are not toys for you and your friends to play with.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered.
In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years and I know that feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. It should be such a simple change for you.
Dear Cats...
We need to talk.
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two cats in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.
I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but feline sarcasm. My compact discs are not toys for you and your friends to play with.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered.
In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years and I know that feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. It should be such a simple change for you.
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Thanks for bumping this, as I missed it 1st time 
Have similar converstaions with my 4 month old kitten !!!!!
I think it thinks I am it's prey first thing in the morning and waits behind the door to pounce on me
then cries to be fed before I have had my coffee
Have similar converstaions with my 4 month old kitten !!!!!
I think it thinks I am it's prey first thing in the morning and waits behind the door to pounce on me
then cries to be fed before I have had my coffee
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DizzyDi: Thanks for bumping this, as I missed it 1st time
Have similar converstaions with my 4 month old kitten !!!!!
I think it thinks I am it's prey first thing in the morning and waits behind the door to pounce on me
then cries to be fed before I have had my coffee
Have similar converstaions with my 4 month old kitten !!!!!
I think it thinks I am it's prey first thing in the morning and waits behind the door to pounce on me
then cries to be fed before I have had my coffee
That seems to be their favorite game to pounce on you.
I would like to have one or two cats again but still plan to
travel so.........? My neighbour would take care of it for me
but no more then two weeks.
So I better not.
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Dear Cats...
We need to talk.
When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two cats in the way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of cats sleeping; they can actually curl up in a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.
I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but feline sarcasm. My compact discs are not toys for you and your friends to play with.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered.
In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years and I know that feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. It should be such a simple change for you.