When you need a lift and your being asked are you a Democrate, or Republican it may make a different (12)
That was funny. It'll fade fast... but it was funny 
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hollandgirl: If you're 'open-minded' and ready for a 'little chuckle' . . . read on !!!!
I was traveling between Chattanooga and Knoxville the other day (Just south of Sweetwater) when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, 'Need a lift?' 'Yes, I sure do,' I replied. 'You a Republican or Democrat,' asked the old man. 'Republican,' I replied. 'Well, you can just go to Hell,' yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, 'Republican.'
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
'Democrat!', I shouted. 'Hop in!', replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, 'Please stop the car.'
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
'What's the matter ?', she asked.
'I can't take it anymore,' I replied. 'I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody.'
I was traveling between Chattanooga and Knoxville the other day (Just south of Sweetwater) when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, 'Need a lift?' 'Yes, I sure do,' I replied. 'You a Republican or Democrat,' asked the old man. 'Republican,' I replied. 'Well, you can just go to Hell,' yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, 'Republican.'
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
'Democrat!', I shouted. 'Hop in!', replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, 'Please stop the car.'
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
'What's the matter ?', she asked.
'I can't take it anymore,' I replied. 'I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody.'
Does this make sense? I thought the Republicans were in power? Maybe I got it wrong and Al Gore actually won the election 8 yrs ago......now THAT would be funny!
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I loved it!!!!!!!!
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Fallingman: Does this make sense? I thought the Republicans were in power? Maybe I got it wrong and Al Gore actually won the election 8 yrs ago......now THAT would be funny!
Don't get technical now hun it is just a joke okay?
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We Democrats have our priorities in order.
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ooby_dooby: We Democrats have our priorities in order.
Good to hear that. lol another "technician" here?
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Fallingman: Does this make sense? I thought the Republicans were in power? Maybe I got it wrong and Al Gore actually won the election 8 yrs ago......now THAT would be funny!
He got elected as President of the Flat Earth Society and The Global Warming Hysteria Society
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Indyfella: He got elected as President of the Flat Earth Society and The Global Warming Hysteria Society
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ooby_dooby: We Democrats have our priorities in order.
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Okay have it your way no lift for you either then.
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I was traveling between Chattanooga and Knoxville the other day (Just south of Sweetwater) when a tire blew out.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, 'Need a lift?'
'Yes, I sure do,' I replied.
'You a Republican or Democrat,' asked the old man. 'Republican,' I replied.
'Well, you can just go to Hell,' yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, 'Republican.'
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
'Democrat!', I shouted.
'Hop in!', replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, 'Please stop the car.'
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
'What's the matter ?', she asked.
'I can't take it anymore,' I replied. 'I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody.'