Ere it wobbles, Think, tink tink tobbles Afloat in a wink, madcap And douser, blame a scouser, Cause it shore wasn't copper.
And a big brass band Had tea that was bland, Tea time for lonely souls Lost in a fog of mercury holes, Shot through with heavy metal Quicksilver madmen, poisoned.
And maybe we'll dine On a'scone serpentine Rushed abother and writ Large in graffiti on the side Of a red double-decker bus. As it rushes through Soho And on into Picadilly, where It tips over and crashes And the hatter, he dashes.
Ere it wobbles, Think, tink tink tobbles Afloat in a wink, madcap And stank, blame a manc, Cause it shore wasn't Hank.
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Think, tink tink tobbles
Afloat in a wink, madcap
And douser, blame a scouser,
Cause it shore wasn't copper.
And a big brass band
Had tea that was bland,
Tea time for lonely souls
Lost in a fog of mercury holes,
Shot through with heavy metal
Quicksilver madmen, poisoned.
And maybe we'll dine
On a'scone serpentine
Rushed abother and writ
Large in graffiti on the side
Of a red double-decker bus.
As it rushes through Soho
And on into Picadilly, where
It tips over and crashes
And the hatter, he dashes.
Ere it wobbles,
Think, tink tink tobbles
Afloat in a wink, madcap
And stank, blame a manc,
Cause it shore wasn't Hank.