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In response to: It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Oh god. I'd laugh if it weren't so frightengly real.
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Galactic_bodhi: Oh god. I'd laugh if it weren't so frightengly real.
I completely agree
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In response to: It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Now that IS funny!
Okay. So, we've established a) I'm cynical. b) I'm allergic to matrimony.
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Karma3: It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
I know I am sick, but that was just too funny! Those were all good, thanks for the laugh karma!
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Galactic_bodhi: Now that IS funny!
Okay. So, we've established a) I'm cynical. b) I'm allergic to matrimony.
And now we've established that we're both sick! Okay. So, we've established a) I'm cynical. b) I'm allergic to matrimony.
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alabamabebe: Those were all good, thanks for the laugh karma!
You are very welcome!
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll
take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
with the same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than
doing them.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality
just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!