Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!! (98)
mylifewithu: Well on a tent you use rope and stakes. Why not that?
That's where she,,,comes in play,,,,,,,,,,,,the lips, the tongue the hair,,,,,,,those are Male Tent Adjustment Toys,,,,,purchased at any Female Toy Shop,,,,,,,,,,
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You men are cracking me up
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mylifewithu: You men are cracking me up
I know cause,,,,,,,sniff,,,,,,,,,we're all hopeless,,,,,,,,,
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Diamond123: I know cause,,,,,,,sniff,,,,,,,,,we're all hopeless,,,,,,,,,
So are most of us women, Ok everyone at CS is hopeless
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mylifewithu: He was wrong, or for most men he's wrong.
thank goodness, i was just going to buy a bunch of popcicle sticks and rubber bands. Gezz i was really worried for a bit
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mylifewithu: Wait till you have to bleed for a week, Don't cry, dont get scared. Only the cramps hurt
I'm gettin my first headache,,,,,,,,,,
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bigdaddy007: thank goodness, i was just going to buy a bunch of popcicle sticks and rubber bands. Gezz i was really worried for a bit
Duct tape and popcicle sticks together I hear work well. Just trying to get the tape off is bad. ------ This thread is Archived ------
mylifewithu: So are most of us women, Ok everyone at CS is hopeless
Got my first headcahe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,gunna geta blood transafusion tomorrow
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Diamond123: I'm gettin my first headache,,,,,,,,,,
Wait till you get cramps, then You will stop drinking the beer then you will go thru Menopause without your daily hormones. Now you have to deal with Hot Flashes. And major mood swings. ------ This thread is Archived ------
mylifewithu: Duct tape and popcicle sticks together I hear work well. Just trying to get the tape off is bad.
yikes i guess i better buy a little blue pill, but when my daddy tired it all he got was a stiff neck and a sore shoulder
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Diamond123: Got my first headcahe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,gunna geta blood transafusion tomorrow
You will go in to Menopause I tell you 
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bigdaddy007: yikes i guess i better buy a little blue pill, but when my daddy tired it all he got was a stiff neck and a sore shoulder
Hmmmm sometimes it doesn't help people. 
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mylifewithu: Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.?
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer?contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.No further testing was considered necessary.
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.?
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer?contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.No further testing was considered necessary.
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mylifewithu: Wait till you get cramps, then You will stop drinking the beer then you will go thru Menopause without your daily hormones. Now you have to deal with Hot Flashes. And major mood swings.
thne I btter drink more beer to speed the process along so I'll get over it 
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Diamond123: thne I btter drink more beer to speed the process along so I'll get over it
What are you going to do when your breast get way bigger than you, you are going to have a major backache.
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mylifewithu: You will go in to Menopause I tell you
'I'll counter with $9.00 Wine and be a Bar Hoe!
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mylifewithu: He was wrong, or for most men he's wrong.
Tell them how it is Sister Lela
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Diamond123: 'I'll counter with $9.00 Wine and be a Bar Hoe!
There you go , I think you might beat the problem. You are going to have trouble convincing that bar hoe to go home with a man with giant breast ------ This thread is Archived ------
mylifewithu: What are you going to do when your breast get way bigger than you, you are going to have a major backache.
Guys can always take the pasties off , pull the earrings out and sell the beer thru their knockers,,,,,,,,,
the Bartender will be shouting for another round on the house," Knockers Up ! "
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won't the wings hang out? but on the other hand girls might think i'm rich. lol