Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!! ( Archived) (98)

Sep 22, 2008 6:13 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.?

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer?contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:


1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.

laugh
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Sep 22, 2008 6:16 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i always thaught i was a lesbian trapped in a mans body.....now i know whyprofessor ....
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Sep 22, 2008 6:20 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
jlw45: i always thaught i was a lesbian trapped in a mans body.....now i know why ....




moping What are we gonna do ? Is there no way out from having babies now ?wow conversing cheers
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Sep 22, 2008 6:20 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
jlw45: i always thaught i was a lesbian trapped in a mans body.....now i know why ....
Big possibilitythumbs up wine
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Sep 22, 2008 6:21 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Diamond123: What are we gonna do ? Is there no way out from having babies now ?
You might be safe there , but the PMS symptoms you are going to have to deal with.laugh
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Sep 22, 2008 6:21 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
jlw45: i always thaught i was a lesbian trapped in a mans body.....now i know why ....


comfort Don't worry sis, we still love ya!

Muah! lips
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Sep 22, 2008 6:21 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Xtabentun: Don't worry sis, we still love ya!

Muah!
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good onelaugh
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Sep 22, 2008 6:22 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
mylifewithu: Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.?

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer?contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.No further testing was considered necessary.

Oh gosh ! does that mean we're all gonna have babies too ???uh oh wow drinking cheers
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Sep 22, 2008 6:23 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
Xtabentun
XtabentunXtabentunOntario, Canada18 Threads 1,722 Posts
Diamond123: Oh gosh ! does that mean we're all gonna have babies too ???


devil Saying it again doesn't make you any safer rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 22, 2008 6:23 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Diamond123: Oh gosh ! does that mean we're all gonna have babies too ???
No but You just might get to have a set of breast of your very own.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing professor
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Sep 22, 2008 6:23 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
Xtabentun: Don't worry sis, we still love ya!

Muah!
thtop it....your making me all emotionalcrying
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Sep 22, 2008 6:24 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
jlw45: thtop it....your making me all emotional
Here take these Midol maybe they can helppointing laugh laugh
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Sep 22, 2008 6:24 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
mylifewithu: No but You just might get to have a set of breast of your very own.
geeeesh.....i'de never leave the houserolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 22, 2008 6:25 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
mylifewithu: You might be safe there , but the PMS symptoms you are going to have to deal with.











PMS,,,,,,,,,,,Hmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,Post
HomoSapien
Syndrome ?rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Sep 22, 2008 6:26 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
mylifewithu: Here take these Midol maybe they can help
thank you....i do feel a little crampy....oh sorry....my boxers where just twisted funnyprofessor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 22, 2008 6:27 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
mylifewithu: No but You just might get to have a set of breast of your very own.




Kin I have my cups in red and blue stripes / huh ? Please ?dancing uh oh moping
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Sep 22, 2008 6:28 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
jlw45: thank you....i do feel a little crampy....oh sorry....my boxers where just twisted funny
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You crack me upthumbs up
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Sep 22, 2008 6:28 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Diamond123: Kin I have my cups in red and blue stripes / huh ? Please ?
Buy your own, I can't help youwow uh oh
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Sep 22, 2008 6:29 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
Xtabentun: Saying it again doesn't make you any safer

Cal it double preventative measures !conversing wave Hi Xta !
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Sep 22, 2008 6:30 PM CST Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Diamond123: PMS,,,,,,,,,,,Hmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,Post
HomoSapien
Syndrome ?

Wait till you have to bleed for a week, Don't cry, dont get scared. Only the cramps hurtlaugh roll eyes laugh
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