Warning: For Men Who Drink Beer!!! (98)
Diamond123: I'll have mine in size 12DD.
The number is the measurement around your rib cage, This means I will have to saw you in half to come up with that part .
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jlw45: thtop it....your making me all emotional
It's ok to cry!
Come here, let it all out! 
Here's a kleenex, don't use your sleeve!
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Diamond123: Cal it double preventative measures ! Hi Xta !
We know your pain Tom! Those DD things....
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Xtabentun: It's ok to cry! Come here, let it all out!
Here's a kleenex, don't use your sleeve!
thank you......its just that....i put my pants on this mourning and the zipper fell off....then i put my shirt on and the button fell off....i picked up my tool box and the handle fell off....geesh, im afraid to go to the bathroom!!Here's a kleenex, don't use your sleeve!
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jlw45: thank you......its just that....i put my pants on this mourning and the zipper fell off....then i put my shirt on and the button fell off....i picked up my tool box and the handle fell off....geesh, im afraid to go to the bathroom!! .................
I hear men when younger have that fear of it falling off , thats why they sleep with their hand on it.
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mylifewithu: The number is the measurement around your rib cage, This means I will have to saw you in half to come up with that part .
Then do I get a cowboy hat to match ?
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mylifewithu: I hear men when younger have that fear of it falling off , thats why they sleep with their hand on it. Thats what I was told anyway.
never thought of that..now things do make sense! 
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mylifewithu: I hear men when younger have that fear of it falling off , thats why they sleep with their hand on it. Thats what I was told anyway.
We keep things well in hand !!!!!!!!!!
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Diamond123: Then do I get a cowboy hat to match ?
Half a cowboy hat Do you need lace around it? 
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Xtabentun: never thought of that..now things do make sense!
Truth be known,,the pole needs to be steady when we raise the tent early in the moring!
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Xtabentun: never thought of that..now things do make sense!
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mylifewithu: Half a cowboy hat Do you need lace around it?
Yer Garter Lace would fit great around the top of the crown,,,,,,,,,
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bigdaddy007: Gezz i hope not I cant fit a pad in my billfold, yikes
You can get the mini thin pads, they will fit in there 
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Diamond123: Truth be known,,the pole needs to be steady when we raise the tent early in the moring!
Well on a tent you use rope and stakes. Why not that? 
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mylifewithu: Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.?
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer?contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.No further testing was considered necessary.
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.?
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer?contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.No further testing was considered necessary.
Hi Beautiful Lela
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mylifewithu: You can get the mini thin pads, they will fit in there
That's the job for an OB
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desmond: Hi Beautiful Lela
Hello Des 
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mylifewithu: The number is the measurement around your rib cage, This means I will have to saw you in half to come up with that part .
Karful with the saw,,,,,,,,,one slip and I'll be thinkinga bout hystericalrectime
Was that spelled right ?
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I'll have mine in size 12DD.