Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!! (11)
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Unique Up On It. I always crack up on this one
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I'd rather be a bad golfer, then a bad skydiver...
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Galactic_bodhi: I'd rather be a bad golfer, then a bad skydiver...
Very true me too I would rather just Unique up on a 
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mylifewithu: 22. How Is a Texas Tornado And a Alabama Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!
That is sooo offensive!Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!
True, but offensive!
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alabamabebe: That is sooo offensive!
True, but offensive!
It's the same way for the Missouri and Oklahoma Divorces tooTrue, but offensive!
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mylifewithu: It's the same way for the Missouri and Oklahoma Divorces too
And Mississippi! ------ This thread is Archived ------
alabamabebe: And Mississippi!
The should give all these states a generalized name Trailer Country or something.------ This thread is Archived ------
I went to the dam to get some dam water from the dam man, but the dam man said I couldn't have any dam water so I told the dam man to keep his dam water..................
not one curse word!
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Sunday?... NUN
A biker walks up to a nun and says..."we have a lot in common-" I'm a bit of a superior mother myself.
not one curse word!
What kind of meat does a priest eat on Sunday?... NUN
A biker walks up to a nun and says..."we have a lot in common-" I'm a bit of a superior mother myself.
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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Is a Texas Tornado And a Alabama Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!