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Sep 23, 2008 1:48 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
You can't read THIS and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Is a Texas Tornado And a Alabama Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!

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Sep 23, 2008 1:52 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
jlw45
jlw45jlw45lake Dallas, Texas USA101 Threads 1 Polls 21,759 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing looooooove 'emrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2008 1:54 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
bunny Unique Up On It. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I always crack up on this onelaugh
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Sep 23, 2008 1:54 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
WhatUwish4
WhatUwish4WhatUwish4St. Augustine, Florida USA2 Threads 12,827 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

thumbs up
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Sep 23, 2008 1:56 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA786 Threads 2 Polls 12,449 Posts
I'd rather be a bad golfer, then a bad skydiver...professor
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Sep 23, 2008 1:57 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Galactic_bodhi: I'd rather be a bad golfer, then a bad skydiver...
Very true me toolaugh laugh I would rather just Unique up on a bunny rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2008 2:26 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA85 Threads 3 Polls 6,177 Posts
mylifewithu: 22. How Is a Texas Tornado And a Alabama Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!
That is sooo offensive!

True, but offensive! tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 23, 2008 2:30 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
alabamabebe: That is sooo offensive!

True, but offensive!
It's the same way for the Missouri and Oklahoma Divorces toolaugh laugh thumbs up
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Sep 23, 2008 2:32 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA85 Threads 3 Polls 6,177 Posts
mylifewithu: It's the same way for the Missouri and Oklahoma Divorces too
And Mississippi! laugh
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Sep 23, 2008 2:34 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
alabamabebe: And Mississippi!
The should give all these states a generalized name Trailer Country or something.laugh
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Sep 23, 2008 3:19 AM CST Oldie, but a Goodie jokes!!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA133 Threads 13 Polls 6,929 Posts
I went to the dam to get some dam water from the dam man, but the dam man said I couldn't have any dam water so I told the dam man to keep his dam water..................

not one curse word!

What kind of meat does a priest eat on Sunday?... NUN

A biker walks up to a nun and says..."we have a lot in common-" I'm a bit of a superior mother myself.

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