A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. If I do 200MPH will you take your clothes off?, he askes. Yea!! said his adventurous girlfriend. As he gets up to 200MPH , she peels off all her clothes and they go flying. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skids onto some gravel and flips over. The naked girl was thrown clear but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. Go and get help, he cried. But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone. Take my shoe, he said, and cover yourself. Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded with the service station proprietor, Please help me!!! My boyfriend's stuck! The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, There's nothing I can do.... he's in too far.
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