hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
Dear Valued Customer.....
Due to dramatic increases in our overhead costs, we are obliged to charge you for our general support services from this point forward. Our new price list is as follows:
Simple answers $ 3.00
Answers which need some thought $ 7.00
Honest answers $ 12.00
And, for services we find ourselves performing even more frequently:
Answers to dumb and unnecessary questions $ 20.00
We cannot keep our standard reactions free any longer:
HarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA1,707 posts
I get "Dear Valued Customer" mail from companies that I've never done business with!
I have a friend that returns all the " sent thru the mail offers" he gets from companies back in their postage paid envelopes. He stuffs them full of whatever heavy paper he can find, so there is postage due when it arrives back to them. He says it's his way of supporting the US postal!
hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
Harleyquinn: I get "Dear Valued Customer" mail from companies that I've never done business with! I have a friend that returns all the " sent thru the mail offers" he gets from companies back in their postage paid envelopes. He stuffs them full of whatever heavy paper he can find, so there is postage due when it arrives back to them. He says it's his way of supporting the US postal! SHANTI
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Due to dramatic increases in our overhead costs, we are obliged to charge you for our general support services from this point forward.
Our new price list is as follows:
Simple answers $ 3.00
Answers which need some thought $ 7.00
Honest answers $ 12.00
And, for services we find ourselves performing even more frequently:
Answers to dumb and unnecessary questions $ 20.00
We cannot keep our standard reactions free any longer:
Shrug $ 1.00
Look dumb $ 2.00
Look very dumb $ 5.00
Get the boss $ 15.00
The one price that remains unchanged:
Ignore you completely - Free