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Oct 5, 2008 2:09 PM CST Dear valued customer.....................Yeah right!.............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Dear Valued Customer.....


Due to dramatic increases in our overhead costs, we are obliged to charge you for our general support services from this point forward.
Our new price list is as follows:

Simple answers $ 3.00

Answers which need some thought $ 7.00

Honest answers $ 12.00

And, for services we find ourselves performing even more frequently:

Answers to dumb and unnecessary questions $ 20.00

We cannot keep our standard reactions free any longer:

Shrug $ 1.00

Look dumb $ 2.00

Look very dumb $ 5.00

Get the boss $ 15.00

The one price that remains unchanged:

Ignore you completely - Free

rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 2:40 PM CST Dear valued customer.....................Yeah right!.............
samora77
samora77samora77Staten Island, New York USA39 Threads 543 Posts
HG ! ! ! Where do you get these things from this is

priceless,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing peace
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Oct 5, 2008 2:43 PM CST Dear valued customer.....................Yeah right!.............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
samora77: HG ! ! ! Where do you get these things from this is

priceless,


Lol, I beg, borow and steal them.
People send me stuff too.
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Oct 5, 2008 3:01 PM CST Dear valued customer.....................Yeah right!.............
Harleyquinn
HarleyquinnHarleyquinnBetwixt the stix, Illinois USA10 Threads 1,707 Posts
I get "Dear Valued Customer" mail from companies that I've never done business with!


I have a friend that returns all the " sent thru the mail offers" he gets from companies back in their postage paid envelopes.
He stuffs them full of whatever heavy paper he can find, so there is postage due when it arrives back to them.
He says it's his way of supporting the US postal!grin rolling on the floor laughing














SHANTI
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Oct 5, 2008 3:14 PM CST Dear valued customer.....................Yeah right!.............
welshlady
welshladywelshladycardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK5 Threads 1 Polls 214 Posts
very funny laugh

that will be $ 12.00 please rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 3:21 PM CST Dear valued customer.....................Yeah right!.............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Harleyquinn: I get "Dear Valued Customer" mail from companies that I've never done business with! I have a friend that returns all the " sent thru the mail offers" he gets from companies back in their postage paid envelopes.
He stuffs them full of whatever heavy paper he can find, so there is postage due when it arrives back to them.
He says it's his way of supporting the US postal! SHANTI



Good tip! handshake
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