The Dog ( Archived) (5)

Oct 17, 2008 12:10 PM CST The Dog
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a
walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the
leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"





( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )




The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

If you ain't laffin'...
You ain't livin'
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Oct 17, 2008 12:13 PM CST The Dog
omurchu22
omurchu22omurchu22Dundalk, Louth Ireland12 Threads 720 Posts
Arnt animals so helpful to each other laugh laugh
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Oct 17, 2008 12:16 PM CST The Dog
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Soooooooooo very funny!!!thumbs up
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Oct 17, 2008 2:41 PM CST The Dog
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 17, 2008 2:47 PM CST The Dog
ModestlyAwesome
ModestlyAwesomeModestlyAwesomePhoenix, Arizona USA3 Threads 2 Polls 322 Posts
laugh
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