Pickup Lines......let's hear them (52)
rwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 PostsI've never been brave enough to use a line. I have, however, pointed out underinflated tires in parking lots. Good Samaritanship gets you nowhere 
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What time do you get off? Can I watch, lol?
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I can even beleive ie in the last few day how many men have asked what my sign is................... Horrifying!
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Position wanted; inquire within.
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In a very droll, slightly sarcastic voice......
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
Wow, you with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's.......
Followed by......now that we have all that nonsense out of the way, how'd you like to grab a coffee?
Or......still one of the funniest:
Hi! You'll do....... :)
Soul
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
Wow, you with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell all my friends that we did anyway.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Enough to break the ice. Hi my name's.......
Followed by......now that we have all that nonsense out of the way, how'd you like to grab a coffee?
Or......still one of the funniest:
Hi! You'll do....... :)
Soul
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Nice legs,when do they open.
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There's alot of fish in the sea,but your the one I"d love to catch.
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just had to let you know how funny that was.made me laugh,best one yet,------ This thread is Archived ------
the word of the day is legs how about we head to your place and spread the word
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hey baby how would you like me to scramble your eggs?
baby you are on fire i will put it out if you put it out
bet you can't fit my wang in your cooter
baby you are on fire i will put it out if you put it out
bet you can't fit my wang in your cooter
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