Pickup Lines......let's hear them (52)
i may not be betty rubble but im sure can make your bedrock
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Good Stuff Prof
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All good ones except I would have to use the Barney instead of betty. I don't think I have the guts to use any of them though.
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< does not need pick up lines
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how do u like your eggs in the morning?...fertilized or un-fertilized...
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get your coat-you've pulled! 
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omg..................... 
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can't believe you've not heard that old chestnut!
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i would-but trains,planes and automobiles aren't so good at this time of night! probably day to you! 
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I immediately associated that to the movie with the same name, where he fell asleep at the wheel and was going the wrong way on the expressway. Was the movie reference intended?
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if you want it to be!
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Seemed fitting based on context used, is why I asked :)
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< uses " Meow ya doin? "
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i've heard .......Dont I know you from somewhere? You look like someone I use to know. Your place or mine?
I even had a guy hand me a dollar bill and told me I dropped it...lol I didnt have a dime on me I was walking into the bank to get some...lol
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Don't use them, never have, never will. Don't respond to them, never have, never will. 
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How about this one?
Would you care to join me in a cat litter toss?
Would you care to join me in a cat litter toss?
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Is that a clever way to get one to clean out the litter box for you? 
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how about "how many drinks does it take to get you to f@#$k me?" Then go with the girl who says the lowest number.
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I wasn't looking where I was going (Talking to a friend behind my shoulder while walking) and I bumped into this girl pretty hard. She was cute, and from nowhere I said " I'm really sorry....are you okay? are you allright?....do you need a doctor? because......I could go become one."
I got a smile from her and an introduction, but it never got past that, oh well, after thinking about it I thought it was a good line,only problem is I'd have to start running into people in order to use it.
Now it's your turn, let's hear it.