The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................ ( Archived) (229)

Oct 25, 2008 8:15 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
countryangel79: I think he fell asleep I havent seen anything out of him for a little bit




L so you put barry to bed laugh laugh laugh



Here another Beer sweetie beer
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Oct 25, 2008 8:15 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
I looked for some techno but techno $ucks. tongue

Aerosmith - I don't wanna miss a thing. TO MY BABY OF COURSE!!!

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
Far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

I don't wanna miss one smile
I don't wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time

Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
'Cause I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
I don't wanna miss a thing
smitten
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Oct 25, 2008 8:22 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
countryangel79
countryangel79countryangel79chardon, Ohio USA2 Threads 644 Posts
I looked for some techno but techno $ucks.

No techno is greattongue tongue
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Oct 25, 2008 8:24 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
desmond: Blonde InterpreterTwo tourists were driving through Louisiana.

As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing.



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Oct 25, 2008 8:26 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
I am going to have another drink who will like to join me cheers
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Oct 25, 2008 8:27 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
countryangel79
countryangel79countryangel79chardon, Ohio USA2 Threads 644 Posts
desmond: I am going to have another drink who will like to join me
me me me banana
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Oct 25, 2008 8:28 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
desmond: Blonde InterpreterTwo tourists were driving through Louisiana.

As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing.



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Oct 25, 2008 8:28 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
countryangel79: me me me





L thank god i have a freind to drink with tonight here another beer for you beer yay yay yay
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Oct 25, 2008 8:29 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
desmond: I am going to have another drink who will like to join me


I'll take another Diet 7Up, thank you, Des.

grin
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Oct 25, 2008 8:29 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
desmond: I am going to have another drink who will like to join me
I would love one Deswink hug applause
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Oct 25, 2008 8:30 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
druidess6308: I'll take another Diet 7Up, thank you, Des.




D here your diet 7up sweetie grin
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Oct 25, 2008 8:31 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
Okay this is our song! Has been from the beginning. I love you baby. smitten

From This Moment On lyrics

(I do swear that I'll always be there.
I'd give anything and everything and I will always care.
Through weakness and strength, happiness and sorrow,
for better for worse, I will love you with
every beat of my heart.)
From this moment life has begun
From this moment you are the one
Right beside you is where I belong
From this moment on

From this moment I have been blessed
I live only for your happiness
And for your love I'd give my last breath
From this moment on

I give my hand to you with all my heart
Can't wait to live my life with you, can't wait to start
You and I will never be apart
My dreams came true because of you

From this moment as long as I live
I will love you, I promise you this
There is nothing I wouldn't give
From this moment on

You're the reason I believe in love
And you're the answer to my prayers from up above
All we need is just the two of us
My dreams came true because of you

From this moment as long as I live
I will love you, I promise you this
There is nothing I wouldn't give
From this moment
I will love you as long as I live
From this moment on
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Oct 25, 2008 8:31 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
Blonde Bar


A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Oct 25, 2008 8:32 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
Who do I have to screw ,



to get a flipping diet coke around here ????????????


very mad very mad very mad



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Oct 25, 2008 8:32 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
desmond: D here your diet 7up sweetie


Thank you, Des! beer
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Oct 25, 2008 8:33 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
countryangel79
countryangel79countryangel79chardon, Ohio USA2 Threads 644 Posts
desmond: L thank god i have a freind to drink with tonight here another beer for you
Keep them coming des devil
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Oct 25, 2008 8:34 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
livinglarge: Who do I have to screw ,
to get a flipping diet coke around here ????????????





I have a really good Idea but I keep it to myself



Here your diet coke with a slice of lemon




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Oct 25, 2008 8:35 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
desmond: I have a really good Idea but I keep it to myself
Here your diet coke with a slice of lemon





Well thank you !!!



snooty




laugh laugh



hug
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Oct 25, 2008 8:37 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
The party man Des!!applause

Diet Dr Pepper please...handshake
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Oct 25, 2008 8:38 PM CST The Bar Is Open...................It Is Always Ladies Night................
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
How many pints are in a quart? inside joke tongue
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