The day the parrot changed his attitude ( Archived) (5)

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out
of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change
the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft
music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's
vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at
the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even
ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a
peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and
said,

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude
language and actions. I'm
sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
transgressions and I fully intend
to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's
attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in
his behavior, the bird continued,
"May I ask what the turkey did?"

Oh crap Jenny that'g priceless

Yeah it was time for a laugh eh?