The Excuse Game! ( Archived) (567)

Aug 10, 2009 12:47 PM CST The Excuse Game!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Its 105 outside take yourself.

Please feed the dogs.


The dogs ran away!

Run me a mud bath, please!
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Aug 10, 2009 12:48 PM CST The Excuse Game!
avecaim
avecaimavecaimSan Jose, California USA9 Threads 1 Polls 4,084 Posts
They have already eaten



Take me to a gun show
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Aug 10, 2009 12:49 PM CST The Excuse Game!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
avecaim: They have already eaten
Take me to a gun show


Is that why they ran away when I tried to feed them? doh

I can't - the car is out of gas, but you can see my 'gun'!

Can you please quote who you are replying to? sigh
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Aug 10, 2009 12:50 PM CST The Excuse Game!
avecaim
avecaimavecaimSan Jose, California USA9 Threads 1 Polls 4,084 Posts
sorry doh
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Aug 10, 2009 12:55 PM CST The Excuse Game!
RobertC2: Is that why they ran away when I tried to feed them?

I can't - the car is out of gas, but you can see my 'gun'!

Can you please quote who you are replying to?

No, I like the guessing game!

Will you clean the tub when you are done.
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Aug 10, 2009 12:57 PM CST The Excuse Game!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: No, I like the guessing game!

Will you clean the tub when you are done.


I'd love to but you said you wanted a bath after me! lips

Will you please get me a nice cool beer while I'm having a soak!

hug
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Aug 10, 2009 12:59 PM CST The Excuse Game!
RobertC2: I'd love to but you said you wanted a bath after me!

Will you please get me a nice cool beer while I'm having a soak!

Your out of beer.

Will you turn off the lights.
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Aug 10, 2009 1:00 PM CST The Excuse Game!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Your out of beer.

Will you turn off the lights.


Sorry - I need to see what I'm doing to you! blushing

Can you please move over and make some room for me?
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Aug 10, 2009 1:01 PM CST The Excuse Game!
avecaim
avecaimavecaimSan Jose, California USA9 Threads 1 Polls 4,084 Posts
RobertC2: Sorry - I need to see what I'm doing to you!

Can you please move over and make some room for me?


We're kicking one person out but the room isn't quite made yet


Please find me a shrink help
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Aug 10, 2009 1:01 PM CST The Excuse Game!
RobertC2: Sorry - I need to see what I'm doing to you!

Can you please move over and make some room for me?

No, there is no room for you.

Will you just think for a moment!
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Aug 10, 2009 1:39 PM CST The Excuse Game!
clara1956
clara1956clara1956Punta Arenas, Magallanes Region Chile37 Threads 1 Polls 1,426 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: No, there is no room for you.

Will you just think for a moment!


No way. Thinking is considered a capital crime.

Can you write the shopping list for me?
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Aug 10, 2009 1:42 PM CST The Excuse Game!
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
clara1956: No way. Thinking is considered a capital crime.

Can you write the shopping list for me?



wave Sorry no paper to hand



Please bring me a strong coffee grin
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Aug 10, 2009 1:44 PM CST The Excuse Game!
clara1956
clara1956clara1956Punta Arenas, Magallanes Region Chile37 Threads 1 Polls 1,426 Posts
darren9030: Sorry no paper to hand
Please bring me a strong coffee


sorry, traded the coffee beans for jelly beans...

please hand me the phone.
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Aug 10, 2009 1:48 PM CST The Excuse Game!
clara1956: sorry, traded the coffee beans for jelly beans...

please hand me the phone.




I unplugged it



so will you Please continuewow uh oh
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Aug 10, 2009 1:56 PM CST The Excuse Game!
HotrodLarrys: I unplugged it
so will you Please continue

If I don't know what to continue, how can I?

If you only knew!
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Aug 10, 2009 2:00 PM CST The Excuse Game!
avecaim
avecaimavecaimSan Jose, California USA9 Threads 1 Polls 4,084 Posts
HOW CAN I go on? help
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Aug 10, 2009 4:32 PM CST The Excuse Game!
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
avecaim: HOW CAN I go on?




You can go on like this :


bouquet teddybear kiss

Hope that feels a little better hug




OK back to game - Please can someone switch the tv over

( This comes from hearing on the radio that English people are so lazy that if they cannot reach the remote control whilst lying on the sofa most people would rather just lie there & watch something they did not enjoy )

ENGLAND GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTTS !
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Aug 10, 2009 6:12 PM CST The Excuse Game!
Ally102
Ally102Ally102Dorset, England UK6 Threads 144 Posts
can't someone glued it to the sofa....

can't you pass my tea grin
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Aug 10, 2009 6:14 PM CST The Excuse Game!
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
Ally102: can't someone glued it to the sofa....

can't you pass my tea
I would but i spilled it.

Can you cook dinner tonite?
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Aug 10, 2009 6:18 PM CST The Excuse Game!
Raven0
Raven0Raven0Right here, Alberta Canada28 Threads 3,454 Posts
starshinebright: I would but i spilled it.

Can you cook dinner tonite?

Aww sorry, I have been suddenly called for jury duty, and it starts tonight.

Could someone weed the garden for me?
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