The Excuse Game! (567)
ladyfingers: I would but the liquor store closed at 1:00AM and it's 3:00AM now, did you just recover from your hangover?Please take me to the mountains this weekend.
Cant. Already live in the mountains.
Get me some money from the bank.
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starshinebright: Sorry I already left
Find me a date
Find me a date
PRESTO
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mtngypsy828: Cant. Already live in the mountains.
Get me some money from the bank.
Get me some money from the bank.
I wish I could but it's too late to go out tonight and hit up a bank.
I'm peckish, someone make me a snack!
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Raven0: I wish I could but it's too late to go out tonight and hit up a bank.I'm peckish, someone make me a snack!
I would but I think your lover might get jealous.
Go ahead make my day
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CaySea: I would but I think your lover might get jealous.
Go ahead make my day
Go ahead make my day
Oh, quite sorry about that, I can't make your day, I'm too busy reading this book from the 50's someone said I should study up on. I have to make someone a drink and fluff up his pillows.
Fix my computer
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Raven0: Oh, quite sorry about that, I can't make your day, I'm too busy reading this book from the 50's someone said I should study up on. I have to make someone a drink and fluff up his pillows.Fix my computer
I'd love to fix your computer, but somebody stole my hammer and chisel and spade.
Please be kind enough to fix my broken heart!
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RobertC2: I'd love to fix your computer, but somebody stole my hammer and chisel and spade.
Please be kind enough to fix my broken heart!
Please be kind enough to fix my broken heart!
Awww, wouldn't you know it. Todays' the day i ran out of glue and my stapler broke.
Teach me how to speak klingon
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RobertC2: I'd love to fix your computer, but somebody stole my hammer and chisel and spade.
Please be kind enough to fix my broken heart!
Please be kind enough to fix my broken heart!
Im sorry Im all out of band aids and super glue at the moment.
Can anyone find me my 'DEATH PONY'.
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Raven0: Awww, wouldn't you know it. Todays' the day i ran out of glue and my stapler broke.
Teach me how to speak klingon
Teach me how to speak klingon
Sorry, only Enterprise crew members are allowed to learn.
Catch some butterflies for my collection.
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CaySea: Im sorry Im all out of band aids and super glue at the moment.
Can anyone find me my 'DEATH PONY'.
Can anyone find me my 'DEATH PONY'.
We`ve run out of pale horses.
Bring me a Betamax in mint condition.
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clara1956: We`ve run out of pale horses.
Bring me a Betamax in mint condition.
Bring me a Betamax in mint condition.
They are all gone.
Buy me some bananas
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avecaim: I don't have a key.
Help me shed 2 lbs.
Help me shed 2 lbs.
You look great as you are
Please fetch the bin in
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sorry, have to walk the cat
Please make lunch.
Please make lunch.
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Sorry babe Stockport is too far away 
Please run me a bath
Please run me a bath
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marigoldwoman2: why?
it was your birthday last week
will you find the budgie seed please
it was your birthday last week
will you find the budgie seed please
Can't, the cats are watching me. If they saw what it was I was getting, they would assume it's an order-in dinner for them.
Someone go mail this package to australia for me.
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marigoldwoman2: sorry I missed the post
will some one please close the window
will some one please close the window
It`s not rainy season yet.
Could someone get me new batteries for the recorder?
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go to the store and get some beer-make sure its cold
I would but the liquor store closed at 1:00AM and it's 3:00AM now, did you just recover from your hangover?
Please take me to the mountains this weekend.