The Excuse Game! ( Archived) (567)

Jul 19, 2009 3:32 PM CST The Excuse Game!
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
darren9030: You wouldn't like Greece - too hot
I want to dance with you tonight


Trip over my own feet

Wash my cargrin
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Jul 19, 2009 3:33 PM CST The Excuse Game!
avecaim
avecaimavecaimSan Jose, California USA9 Threads 1 Polls 4,084 Posts
amahlala: Trip over my own feet

Wash my car
rolling on the floor laughing

I am allergic to water.

Do 100 sit ups.
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Jul 19, 2009 3:35 PM CST The Excuse Game!
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
avecaim: I am allergic to water.

Do 100 sit ups.





TV is to good to miss



Can of beer from Fridge please
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Jul 19, 2009 3:36 PM CST The Excuse Game!
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
darren9030: TV is to good to miss
Can of beer from Fridge please


Beer exploded when i shook it

Chocolate martini pleasecool
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Jul 19, 2009 3:38 PM CST The Excuse Game!
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
amahlala: Beer exploded when i shook it

Chocolate martini please



sorry can't leave work


please iron my shirt grin
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Jul 19, 2009 3:48 PM CST The Excuse Game!
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
darren9030: sorry can't leave work please iron my shirt


broke the iron

take me to the zoo!
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Jul 19, 2009 3:49 PM CST The Excuse Game!
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
amahlala: broke the iron

take me to the zoo!



10pm sunday evening - sorry babe closed laugh




Please order some sunshine tomorrow - rain is forecast again frustrated
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Jul 19, 2009 4:27 PM CST The Excuse Game!
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
darren9030: 10pm sunday evening - sorry babe closed

Please order some sunshine tomorrow - rain is forecast again


no...saving all the sunshine for me


Build a rocket!laugh
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Jul 19, 2009 4:29 PM CST The Excuse Game!
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
amahlala: no...saving all the sunshine for meBuild a rocket!




probably could as i work at a steelworks laugh

OK factory closed




Please walk the dog for me
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Jul 19, 2009 4:30 PM CST The Excuse Game!
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
darren9030: probably could as i work at a steelworks

OK factory closed

leash broke - dog ran

Please give the cat a bath!

Please walk the dog for me
grin
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Jul 19, 2009 4:39 PM CST The Excuse Game!
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
Sorry burst pipe somewhere water turned off laugh




Please look after this £10,000 for me
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Jul 20, 2009 10:29 PM CST The Excuse Game!
clara1956
clara1956clara1956Punta Arenas, Magallanes Region Chile37 Threads 1 Polls 1,426 Posts
darren9030: Sorry burst pipe somewhere water turned off

Please look after this £10,000 for me


Sorry, we only take euros.

Please wash the curtains.
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Jul 20, 2009 10:32 PM CST The Excuse Game!
G4m3rCh1ck
G4m3rCh1ckG4m3rCh1ckLakewood, Washington USA1 Threads 11 Posts
clara1956:
Please wash the curtains.



But I'm vertically challenged and can't get them down.


Get naked.
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Jul 20, 2009 10:33 PM CST The Excuse Game!
clara1956
clara1956clara1956Punta Arenas, Magallanes Region Chile37 Threads 1 Polls 1,426 Posts
G4m3rCh1ck: But I'm vertically challenged and can't get them down.Get naked.


Nah, too cold here.

Please get a taxi.
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Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM CST The Excuse Game!
faux_punk
faux_punkfaux_punkbelton, Texas USA25 Threads 2 Polls 219 Posts
clara1956: Nah, too cold here.

Please get a taxi.


I can't afford a taxi

pierce your septum.
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Jul 20, 2009 10:39 PM CST The Excuse Game!
G4m3rCh1ck
G4m3rCh1ckG4m3rCh1ckLakewood, Washington USA1 Threads 11 Posts
faux_punk:
pierce your septum.


But then I can't pick my nose.


Clean the kitchen.
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Jul 20, 2009 10:41 PM CST The Excuse Game!
clara1956
clara1956clara1956Punta Arenas, Magallanes Region Chile37 Threads 1 Polls 1,426 Posts
G4m3rCh1ck: But then I can't pick my nose.Clean the kitchen.

Sorry, I`ve got to walk the gorillas.
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Jul 20, 2009 10:41 PM CST The Excuse Game!
clara1956
clara1956clara1956Punta Arenas, Magallanes Region Chile37 Threads 1 Polls 1,426 Posts
clara1956: Sorry, I`ve got to walk the gorillas.


oops

Please clean the rainpipes.
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Jul 24, 2009 11:15 AM CST The Excuse Game!
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
clara1956: oops

Please clean the rainpipes.





Sorry somebody stole my ladder moping




Please send me a postcard very happy
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Jul 25, 2009 9:23 PM CST The Excuse Game!
clara1956
clara1956clara1956Punta Arenas, Magallanes Region Chile37 Threads 1 Polls 1,426 Posts
darren9030: Sorry somebody stole my ladder

Please send me a postcard


I`m afraid I`ve got to write my speech for the Annual Wicked Witches`convention.
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