Why does the Catholic Church put men in dunce hats and dresses? ( Archived) (60)

Make it a Guinness and it might be worth the air fare.

What's a "Guinness?"

This reminds me of driving my highly intelligent daughter, crazy, in a fun good way, last week, with a new word I had learned.

I read a post, where an Irish man said, "Well, that's a fine TA!"

I liked it so much, that I kept going around saying it, trying to get the emotion and personality that someone would say it with.



However, I do warn you, He never leaves me, so unless you are open to angelic figures appearing while we have a conversation, hmmmm, you might be better off, with a normal girl.

Well Maria,

You must be from another planet if you never heard of Guinness

It is the Nectar of the Gods, It is a Porter resembling silk, served at about 4 degrees C it quenches and feeds you like nothin else this world has to offer. It is just Scrumptious.

And I've never met a ''normal'' woman yet

And to be sure, to be sure (in thick irish accent) you will be payin

Happy New Year

JacobGrimm


I have no quarrels with you my brother, it is you who finds me and continues to attack.

Perhaps, you would do better off sparring with a man?

Your thoughts and oppinions are yours, however, I am bound by higher governing forces, and I have made promises that are now eternal. So, I will continue to try to educate and break mankind out of their brainwashed state through delivering truths into the collective consciousness to ultimately join the realms, so that we may all live in a peaceful society instead of a hostile immoral anti-civilization.

Actually, the business was opened for my young teenage daughter who will be entering medical school soon, and all of her friends who are into studying different false truths. I thought it was a good idea to be supportive of her desire to be a business woman and help educate others, so I conceded to start all the preparations needed.

Love, Maria

A Porter? What's a Porter?

I told you before, I am very naive. I have always worked, came straight home, and only go to libraries and museums because I love learning and books.

My friends know that I will hardly answer my phone, but that I am a gracious hostess, so they just show up now, whenever.

I am a very simple honest country girl. I don't know what these things are that you speak of. Love, Maria

Hmmmmmmmmmm.....plus, I have come to know that Irish men know how to sweet talk.

I can't take that, I melt, when they start talking about the old legends and such.

Even though I say, I have never really been in love, I think I would fall face down and melt over there in 2 minutes.

Yeah we treat all visitors the same here............its just really good looking ones like yourself get offered more and there would be no ulterior motive behind it

It's gorgeous isn't it............can be filling after 12 or 13 pints though.................

Now how am I goin to explain to Maria..........How do I solve this problem

Better get my thinking cap on

2 Minutes is about average for Irish men to copulate Maria



Basically it is a black beer with a white head and it just tastes wonderful...........best I can do as'' I'm not feelin myself'' another Ir expression for when one is feelin down or sick.