Groceries ( Archived) (6)

Dec 23, 2008 7:42 PM CST Groceries
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down.)




















What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to whatever you were doing. I don't know about you sometimes..
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Dec 23, 2008 7:44 PM CST Groceries
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Yep...got me with that!

wave Des! hug
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Dec 23, 2008 7:47 PM CST Groceries
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
That was good laugh
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Dec 23, 2008 7:57 PM CST Groceries
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
Des... I really laughted at that, living in Spain and not speaking very good Spanish... well lets just say I´ve gotten really good at sign language and animal noises...laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 23, 2008 7:59 PM CST Groceries
BrEyes
BrEyesBrEyesDallas, Texas USA4 Threads 67 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Thanks! too funny!
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Dec 23, 2008 8:09 PM CST Groceries
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Thanks Des that was really funnyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

wave hug
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