BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG... (861)
mike69spain: He proveds heating, and a spare bonk bed if it would be needed.
Right...
Okay, Shot, load the chainsaw...
Does it have big batteries?
Sommerauer71: (Does a little jig around office, with students staring at me through the glass)
Kids don't know what freedom lays ahead in being an adult
pietermat: got to go for food shopping - anyone needs chocolate or fruity items?
Gladly back later
Gladly back later
here we always have need for the everlasting solution to all world matters - chocolate.
shot3743: Yup I've got the spare woodburner and chainsaw all ready.
Splendid!
mike69spain: Kids don't know what freedom lays ahead in being an adult
Well god help them, whilst marking their English, I am planning a bonk tour...
With me as a role model, they will go far.
NOT.
Sommerauer71: Perfect, where is what's his name?
That guy, the one who flew you to Qatar? he is first on our list, he can pay for the fuel...
ahhh leave him alone he will die if he see us on his door ..... we dont want bad start That guy, the one who flew you to Qatar? he is first on our list, he can pay for the fuel...
Sommerauer71: He gone and got himself one of them there wimmen fings...
So then, who else for that task?
he dont need to know anything of techno stough, but it must look right
pietermat: You don't need heating just hop on the EU bus
Think it will be warm enough with these hot woman around
Think it will be warm enough with these hot woman around
All the better for him, less to do. We wont need much chocolate either, but it still gives you a purpose should someone ask
mike69spain: So then, who else for that task?
he dont need to know anything of techno stough, but it must look right
he dont need to know anything of techno stough, but it must look right
Erm, Gozo has offered to be conductor, but we binned him off, I could go and get him and see if he fancies twirling our spark plugs and making sure our clamps are, well, you know, clamping?
Sommerauer71: Well god help them, whilst marking their English, I am planning a bonk tour...
With me as a role model, they will go far.
NOT.
With me as a role model, they will go far.
NOT.
¿Meaning of life?
markizamkd25: ahhh leave him alone he will die if he see us on his door ..... we dont want bad start
I know, but it was bloody funny.
We will bypass his door, just end him the bill...
mike69spain: ¿Meaning of life?
Yes, they need to know these things. When all else fails, get on a BONKBUS tour.
Sommerauer71: I know, but it was bloody funny.
We will bypass his door, just end him the bill...
We will bypass his door, just end him the bill...
yep would be okmarkizamkd25: ahhh leave him alone he will die if he see us on his door ..... we dont want bad start
Actually, it is done already, he is the reason we have three months free petrol in the first place, but to save face we will carry a sticker too.
So where is our first stop?
Sommerauer71: Erm, Gozo has offered to be conductor, but we binned him off, I could go and get him and see if he fancies twirling our spark plugs and making sure our clamps are, well, you know, clamping?
Gozo have trembling muscles to show off???
markizamkd25: So where is our first stop?
Vatican?
We make sure we have done off all that confession and some BEFORE we get going.
Sommerauer71: Yes, they need to know these things. When all else fails, get on a BONKBUS tour.
A big
to that!!!mike69spain: Actually, it is done already, he is the reason we have three months free petrol in the first place, but to save face we will carry a sticker too.
Saying what?
God, I am wetting myself here.
Marki, this is the beginning, wait until the stories, start...
We do long stories about what we are all doing. Hilarious, we have great writers in here and they are just so funny.
And everybody is not signed up yet.
I have to go and do some work, then I have a dinner and I will be in late...
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You don't need heating just hop on the EU bus
Think it will be warm enough with these hot woman around