worst dates? (40)

hey folks iv a had a few experiences of bad dates latley so would love to hear some stories from ya to feel the pain so to speak

Oh, the pain!!!! But the therapy sessions help!!!

yeah ask joan bout them,,,,, she loves her therapy

"GIVE" , "ACCEPT" , "HEART" & " SOUL".

To "Give" love is best. It nurtures the "Soul".
To "Accept" failure transcends the "Soul" to know humility and to move on.
The final recipe for the two ingredients above is content ness of the "HEART" and most importantly, "THE SOUL.”

told ya

By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded with a proprietor. "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, but he is an Air Force guy" admitted the manager, and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.
" No problem." the tired Army guy assured him, "I'll take it." The next morning the soldier came down to breakfasts bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better", said the soldier. The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring all night long?" "No, I shut him up in no time", explained the soldier.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the proprietor.
"Well, he was already in bed, snoring away, when I walked into the room, so I gave him a kiss on the cheek" explained the soldier. “Then, I whispered in his ear 'Good night beautiful', and he sat up all night watching me."

MY worst ever date was the one with Cheyni

brilliant!

You can get bitten for saying things like that around here!!!