say it as you heard it.. (43)
last is the worst i agree there missy 
i think they sooooooooooooo sorney i be like eewewew go away !!!
Yes some are bad but I think if any man had the guts to come up to a girl in front of her friends and come out with one of those lines they would deserve a chance. It's not easy for men to approach women when they're surrounded by a gang of women.
Well, it wouldn't stop me, LadyL....
Of course, my lines would be so much sweeter and more refined
Of course, my lines would be so much sweeter and more refined
Oh you can't post a message like that and not give us a tate of your chat up lines Mr. Losty
girls, girls.... i'll be using it on all of you
quite the chamer JT 
Here's a seasonal one and I can't take any credit for it
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was New Year, can I visit you between the holidays
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was New Year, can I visit you between the holidays
And here's another ( it's great fun working with a load of builder types )
Are you religious ? (girl annswer yes/no) because baby I'm the answer to your prayers!!
Are you religious ? (girl annswer yes/no) because baby I'm the answer to your prayers!!
the worse one i ever heard was "Lets go halfs for a bas***d"
He got well slapped
He got well slapped
I can tell you the best put down line i heard=
My mate was getting annoyed that this girl just wouldn't stop pestering him so he snapped and said "LOOK HONEY I WOULDN'T EVEN RIDE YOU INTO BATTLE IF I HAD A SWORD AND ARMOUR ON2
My mate was getting annoyed that this girl just wouldn't stop pestering him so he snapped and said "LOOK HONEY I WOULDN'T EVEN RIDE YOU INTO BATTLE IF I HAD A SWORD AND ARMOUR ON2
bump....
a little birdie told me you were looking for this...
am i the bestest friend or what... 
a little birdie told me you were looking for this...
am i the bestest friend or what...
BUMP
for ladylumps/S...
for ladylumps/S...
sharina: bump....
a little birdie told me you were looking for this...
am i the bestest friend or what...
a little birdie told me you were looking for this...
am i the bestest friend or what...
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I seemed to of lost my number, any chance i could have yours?
I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.
Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!
Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
If you were my homework I'd be doing you right now all over my desk!
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
You are like a brush u sweep me of my feet
And the worst of them all "Im like a dominos pizza if you dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free"