Paddys chat up lines! :) (17)
minimoo: 1...Did you fart ? Cause girl, you just blew me away!2...My love for you is like diarrhea....I just cant hold it in!3...Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cuase girl, I can see myself in them!4...Your body reminds me of a spanner, Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!5...You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only just a light switch away!
Now i don't know what to say to the ladies on the 5th
minimoo: 1...Did you fart ? Cause girl, you just blew me away!2...My love for you is like diarrhea....I just cant hold it in!3...Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cuase girl, I can see myself in them!4...Your body reminds me of a spanner, Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!5...You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only just a light switch away!
Ahhhaha Minimoo, Good ones...
minimoo: 1...Did you fart ? Cause girl, you just blew me away!2...My love for you is like diarrhea....I just cant hold it in!3...Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cuase girl, I can see myself in them!4...Your body reminds me of a spanner, Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!5...You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only just a light switch away!
you forgot one important one. "I'm no barney rubble but i'll make your bedrock"
In response to: you forgot one important one. "I'm no barney rubble but i'll make your bedrock"
are you a parking ticket? coz you have fine-fine-fine written all over you!
Grab you coat, girl, you've scored.
jaymidlandsxx: are you a parking ticket? coz you have fine-fine-fine written all over you!
a fella meets a girl in a club
after a while chatting...
he asks to walk her home
not tonight she says..
im on my menstural cycle
thats ok he replys.....
....i will follow you on my honda 50
after a while chatting...
he asks to walk her home
not tonight she says..
im on my menstural cycle
thats ok he replys.....
....i will follow you on my honda 50
1oneman: a fella meets a girl in a club
after a while chatting...
he asks to walk her home
not tonight she says..
im on my menstural cycle
thats ok he replys.....
....i will follow you on my honda 50
after a while chatting...
he asks to walk her home
not tonight she says..
im on my menstural cycle
thats ok he replys.....
....i will follow you on my honda 50
he was blonde.. wasn't he.......I may not be Fred Flintstone but i will make ur Bed rock.. Gettit?? BED ROCK haa haa oh I'm sorry, terrible i know
1oneman: a fella meets a girl in a club
after a while chatting...
he asks to walk her home
not tonight she says..
im on my menstural cycle
thats ok he replys.....
....i will follow you on my honda 50
after a while chatting...
he asks to walk her home
not tonight she says..
im on my menstural cycle
thats ok he replys.....
....i will follow you on my honda 50
How did I miss this the first time round....it hilarious.....
Hi SV .... hope youre well today...
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2...My love for you is like diarrhea....I just cant hold it in!
3...Is there a mirror in your knickers? Cuase girl, I can see myself in them!
4...Your body reminds me of a spanner, Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!
5...You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only just a light switch away!