Belles Spells (693)
jampet: oops- the 'preferably single' bit shouldn't have been there!
whew u had me worried there.... lol
no offers on the rub down 
looks like i'll have to put the dog's dinner on my back again
looks like i'll have to put the dog's dinner on my back again
:: getting the rub-ber gloves out:
mrwright1: no offers on the rub down
looks like i'll have to put the dog's dinner on my back again
looks like i'll have to put the dog's dinner on my back again
Well i do apologise but at the moment i am trying to light 1,300 bloody candles and when i get to the end i have to go back to the start again....
bluebelle4000: Well i do apologise but at the moment i am trying to light 1,300 bloody candles and when i get to the end i have to go back to the start again....
hang on, just get the lighter out and we'll all just fart.
should speed it up a bit
thehearld: why not? are u afraid to let a girl ask u out?
No, what i meant was every woman i have ever had a relationship, i have always been the more romantic one....
jampet: :: getting the rub-ber gloves out:
good girl yourself
plenty of oil too
oh-oh- didn't you know oil perishes leather!!!-- I forget ..how many cubs ya got??
well
2 that i'm paying for anyway
2 that i'm paying for anyway
thehearld: well , ll why laugh? i was serious
do you really want me to reply to that??
BB.....BB.... check the ingredients weights- quick!! ..quick..into disaster mode.!!
thehearld: Ladies
Bluebelle4000
Ladylumps
Catherine
Littlemiss
Gentlemen
Mr. Wright
THE HEARLD!!!!!!
Bluebelle4000
Ladylumps
Catherine
Littlemiss
Gentlemen
Mr. Wright
THE HEARLD!!!!!!
what does a girl have to do to stay on this list
jampet: what does a girl have to do to stay on this list
keep rubbing
jampet: BB.....BB.... check the ingredients weights- quick!! ..quick..into disaster mode.!!
dont panic.......... have checked the labels.......... all is well ... it depends on what u eat.... dog food is a no no ........................
Ladies
Bluebelle4000
Ladylumps
Catherine
Littlemiss
Jampet
Gentlemen
Mr. Wright
the herald
Bluebelle4000
Ladylumps
Catherine
Littlemiss
Jampet
Gentlemen
Mr. Wright
the herald
bluebelle4000: dont panic.......... have checked the labels.......... all is well ... it depends on what u eat.... dog food is a no no ........................
and i thought it was me and it was the f......ing dog all the while
mrwright1: keep rubbing
uhhh..wouldn't that get me off the list
mrwright1: and i thought it was me and it was the f......ing dog all the while
so of course you blamed my potion and nearly put me out of business.... ur area of the window just got smaller
jampet: uhhh..wouldn't that get me off the list
It would certainly get somebody off!
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