Come backs for the girls.. LOL (27)
My turn
Woman..... Would you like to come home and make love to me? Please???
Man.....Look honey If I were Richard the Lionheart I wouldn't ride you into battle.
Woman..... Would you like to come home and make love to me? Please???
Man.....Look honey If I were Richard the Lionheart I wouldn't ride you into battle.
what woman in her rite mind would go up to a stranger and ask for him to make love to her? we're not that thick.
dynamicaura: what woman in her rite mind would go up to a stranger and ask for him to make love to her? we're not that thick.
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dynamicaura: what woman in her rite mind would go up to a stranger and ask for him to make love to her? we're not that thick.
Woman: Size matters in a man, you know.
Man: If you're after my bank account, you're too late.
woman - look honey, do ya think i'm dressed to kill?
man -yeah honey, you also cook like it
man -yeah honey, you also cook like it
Woman .....is that it???
Man....... Is that the Grand Canion or is there an echo down there
Man....... Is that the Grand Canion or is there an echo down there
Galwayman2008: Woman: Size matters in a man, you know.
Man: If you're after my bank account, you're too late.
Man: If you're after my bank account, you're too late.
Woman: I need our love-making be to be deep and meaningfull.
Man: Lets start with deep and full, if you know what I mean.
Man: Lets start with deep and full, if you know what I mean.
Groucho Marx - Duck Soup (1933)
[regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband]
Will you marry me?
Did he leave you any money?
Answer the second question first
[regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband]
Will you marry me?
Did he leave you any money?
Answer the second question first
jimbhoy: And the wife gives you Tuna on a sambo for lunch to give you a hint
huh
she'd be pushing her luck
mrwright1: huh
she'd be pushing her luck
she'd be pushing her luck
obviously the only way she would get lucky
Go on de boyz wit der fast come backs... But remember girlz always win in de nite club cheesy chat up lines boyz always use dem first...... 
you again
markizamkd25: you again
yeah me
any craic with ya?
is that your best chat up line???? dear god!! even for yu mrW - i despair!!
jampet: is that your best chat up line???? dear god!! even for yu mrW - i despair!!
you dont think i'd drop me best line's on here do ya hen
what if i give ya a cheeky wink after saying it
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing