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You speed walk in your sleep.
You answer the door before people knock.
You just completed another sweater and you don't even knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You have to watch videos in fast forward.
The only time you are standing still is in an earthquake.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You don't sweat you percolate.
People get dizzy just watching you.
When people ask you how are you, you say good to the last drop.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
Your thermos is on wheels.
You don't get mad you get steamed.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.