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The Geography Of A Woman! (45)

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#1
Jan 31, 2009 8:26 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
derrywoman
derrywomanderrywomanderry, Derry Ireland60 Threads 2,869 Posts
derrywomanOPderry, Derry Ireland2,869 posts
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.







* THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN *
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts. giggle
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#2
Jan 31, 2009 8:36 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
bluebelle4000
bluebelle4000bluebelle4000Meath, Ireland46 Threads 6,001 Posts
bluebelle4000Meath, Ireland6,001 posts
I love the last line... classic

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#3
Jan 31, 2009 8:52 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
wexlady41
wexlady41wexlady41Wexford, Ireland47 Threads 5 Polls 7,935 Posts
wexlady41Wexford, Ireland7,935 posts
Excellent!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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#4
Jan 31, 2009 8:58 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
derrywoman
derrywomanderrywomanderry, Derry Ireland60 Threads 2,869 Posts
derrywomanOPderry, Derry Ireland2,869 posts
laugh so did igiggle wave be back later,,heading outteddybear
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#5
Jan 31, 2009 9:08 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
ladylumps
ladylumpsladylumpsDublin, Ireland105 Threads 4 Polls 9,454 Posts
ladylumpsDublin, Ireland9,454 posts
Excellent I love it rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#6
Jan 31, 2009 9:20 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
tallaght_guy
tallaght_guytallaght_guydublin, Dublin Ireland58 Threads 3 Polls 4,799 Posts
tallaght_guydublin, Dublin Ireland4,799 posts
professor
no your wrong a woman is like the antartic plenty of high peaks low valleys can be breathtaking to look at but can blind a man by that same beauty
and if you come unprepared can kill you by its chilly breath
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#7
Jan 31, 2009 11:16 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
gussi
gussigussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland12 Threads 2 Polls 4,032 Posts
gussiVilters-Wangs, St Gallen Switzerland4,032 posts
tallaght_guy: no your wrong a woman is like the antartic plenty of high peaks low valleys can be breathtaking to look at but can blind a man by that same beauty
and if you come unprepared can kill you by its chilly breath


Shear ecstasy

head banger
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#8
Jan 31, 2009 11:43 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
readyornot0
readyornot0readyornot0stratford- on -slaney, Wicklow Ireland49 Threads 3 Polls 1,242 Posts
readyornot0stratford- on -slaney, Wicklow Ireland1,242 posts
good one ,you from greecewink
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#9
Jan 31, 2009 1:42 PM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
missspecial
missspecialmissspecialmayo, Mayo Ireland13 Threads 1 Polls 609 Posts
missspecialmayo, Mayo Ireland609 posts
laugh laugh laugh
Class one..
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#10
Jan 31, 2009 2:23 PM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
rahenygirl
rahenygirlrahenygirlDublin-Carlow, Dublin Ireland11 Threads 435 Posts
rahenygirlDublin-Carlow, Dublin Ireland435 posts
wexlady41: Excellent!!
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#11
Feb 2, 2009 6:36 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
shadowlord69
shadowlord69shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland76 Threads 3,778 Posts
shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland3,778 posts
tallaght_guy: no your wrong a woman is like the antartic plenty of high peaks low valleys can be breathtaking to look at but can blind a man by that same beauty
and if you come unprepared can kill you by its chilly breath
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing so beware come prepared or face certain death rolling on the floor laughing
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#12
Feb 2, 2009 6:46 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
Irishminx
IrishminxIrishminxCork, Ireland16 Threads 2,282 Posts
IrishminxCork, Ireland2,282 posts
bluebelle4000: I love the last line... classic



Ditto! Brilliant applause applause applause
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#13
Feb 2, 2009 7:04 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
galwaypaul
galwaypaulgalwaypaulgalway, Galway Ireland6 Threads 134 Posts
galwaypaulgalway, Galway Ireland134 posts
I SEE YA DID NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT AUSTRALIA AS THAT WOULD COVER FROM 18 TO 70

YA KNOW DOWN UNDER IN THE BUSH rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#14
Feb 2, 2009 7:15 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
shadowlord69
shadowlord69shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland76 Threads 3,778 Posts
shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland3,778 posts
galwaypaul: I SEE YA DID NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT AUSTRALIA AS THAT WOULD COVER FROM 18 TO 70

YA KNOW DOWN UNDER IN THE BUSH
rolling on the floor laughing well should have seen that comming afternoon to yacheers
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#15
Feb 2, 2009 7:23 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
galwaypaul
galwaypaulgalwaypaulgalway, Galway Ireland6 Threads 134 Posts
galwaypaulgalway, Galway Ireland134 posts
shadowlord69: well should have seen that comming afternoon to ya


Afternoon to you to sir
jesus its cold out today much snow where you are mate..
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#16
Feb 2, 2009 7:25 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
shadowlord69
shadowlord69shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland76 Threads 3,778 Posts
shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland3,778 posts
galwaypaul: Afternoon to you to sir
jesus its cold out today much snow where you are mate..
nah not to much for the moment pity no excuse for not going to work yet lol but the cold might just set in rolling on the floor laughing
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#17
Feb 2, 2009 7:28 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
nitak
nitaknitakDublin, Ireland78 Threads 3,795 Posts
nitakDublin, Ireland3,795 posts
Perfect!!!!. The last bit is like a volcanic rock that broke offlaugh laugh laugh grin
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#18
Feb 2, 2009 7:29 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
shadowlord69
shadowlord69shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland76 Threads 3,778 Posts
shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland3,778 posts
galwaypaul: Afternoon to you to sir
jesus its cold out today much snow where you are mate..
and as i look out the window it has started to p..s snow againrolling on the floor laughing
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#19
Feb 2, 2009 8:05 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
galwaypaul
galwaypaulgalwaypaulgalway, Galway Ireland6 Threads 134 Posts
galwaypaulgalway, Galway Ireland134 posts
nitak: Perfect!!!!. The last bit is like a volcanic rock that broke off



mmmmmmmmmmm and what will you do with that eh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

or do you just love the eruption as it bursts out of the top of it rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wow
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#20
Feb 2, 2009 8:07 AM CST The Geography Of A Woman!
nitak
nitaknitakDublin, Ireland78 Threads 3,795 Posts
nitakDublin, Ireland3,795 posts
galwaypaul: mmmmmmmmmmm and what will you do with that eh

or do you just love the eruption as it bursts out of the top of it


Mmmmmmmmm all that molten lava ... now theres a thought laugh laugh laugh
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