It bothers me that great things are thought foolish because of an ability to be blinded to our own thoughts. Many are thought fools until time proves them correct. Even this thought will remain a foolishness among many! Anyhoo!
Joke: A scientist slaps the table and the cricket jumps. He writes it down.
He pulls off two legs from the cricket and slaps the table. The crickets jumps but not as far. He writes this down.
He continues to do this until the crickets had no legs and cannot jump. He writes this down.
He publishes his report and is called a brilliant by his peers.
The report read: "As the legs of a cricket are removed, the cricket becomes more deaf. Thereby the crickets ears are in the legs."
A person with truth shall be hissed at, but fools with falsehoods shall be revered!
JoAnn62Singapore, Central Singapore Singapore128 posts
RillyNiceGuy: It bothers me that great things are thought foolish because of an ability to be blinded to our own thoughts. Many are thought fools until time proves them correct. Even this thought will remain a foolishness among many! Anyhoo! Joke: A scientist slaps the table and the cricket jumps. He writes it down.
He pulls off two legs from the cricket and slaps the table. The crickets jumps but not as far. He writes this down.
He continues to do this until the crickets had no legs and cannot jump. He writes this down.
He publishes his report and is called a brilliant by his peers.
The report read: "As the legs of a cricket are removed, the cricket becomes more deaf. Thereby the crickets ears are in the legs." A person with truth shall be hissed at, but fools with falsehoods shall be revered!
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Joke: A scientist slaps the table and the cricket jumps. He writes it down.
He pulls off two legs from the cricket and slaps the table. The crickets jumps but not as far. He writes this down.
He continues to do this until the crickets had no legs and cannot jump. He writes this down.
He publishes his report and is called a brilliant by his peers.
The report read: "As the legs of a cricket are removed, the cricket becomes more deaf. Thereby the crickets ears are in the legs."
A person with truth shall be hissed at, but fools with falsehoods shall be revered!