I am Not leaving accept in a pine box so love me, hate me, I am staying! (32)
any day that your not looking at the roots of the lawn is good 
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gordy22222: any day that your not looking at the roots of the lawn is good
You got that one right Gordy.
My mom made it until 94 1/2 (don't forget that 1/2) so I made up my mind I have to pass 94 1/2
The first plan is 30 more and then I go to plan B
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I love pine - it makes a lovely crackling noise as it burns!
You are lucky - I'm getting cremated in a large cardboard shoe box.......... ok in 20 shoe boxes and a large cake cardbox separately for my head!
You are lucky - I'm getting cremated in a large cardboard shoe box.......... ok in 20 shoe boxes and a large cake cardbox separately for my head!
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Well I'm only leaving after they build my Moseleum....so even after I croak I could still be here awhile....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Well I'm only leaving after they build my Moseleum....so even after I croak I could still be here awhile....
I'm not leaving until I convert to a religion that promises me 20 vestal virgins and an unlimited supply of vintage wine and I am 100% sure it's all true!
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Frankly Rusty I don't care how they get rid of me.
I thought that pine box would go into the ground.
You are right that would be a waste.
Better have a bonfire and roast wieners by the fire.
Now that would make more sense eh?
Having a party!
I thought that pine box would go into the ground.
You are right that would be a waste.
Better have a bonfire and roast wieners by the fire.
Now that would make more sense eh?
Having a party!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Well I'm only leaving after they build my Moseleum....so even after I croak I could still be here awhile....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Well I'm only leaving after they build my Moseleum....so even after I croak I could still be here awhile....
Oh what a crafty way to stick around longer.
Good one!
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hollandgirl: Frankly Rusty I don't care how they get rid of me.
I thought that pine box would go into the ground.
You are right that would be a waste.
Better have a bonfire and roast wieners by the fire.
Now that would make more sense eh?
Having a party!
I thought that pine box would go into the ground.
You are right that would be a waste.
Better have a bonfire and roast wieners by the fire.
Now that would make more sense eh?
Having a party!
We could join CDS - Connecting Dead Singles!
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rusty_knight: I'm not leaving until I convert to a religion that promises me 20 vestal virgins and an unlimited supply of vintage wine and I am 100% sure it's all true!
So you'll still be here long after I am gone then....
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rusty_knight: I'm not leaving until I convert to a religion that promises me 20 vestal virgins and an unlimited supply of vintage wine and I am 100% sure it's all true!
Rusty be realistic now.
Those twenty virgins would not last you long.
I realize you have to teach them all kinds of things, still twenty is too few.
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Hugz_n_Kissez: So you'll still be here long after I am gone then....
Maybe - bad people hang around forever..... like a bad smell!
Death.............. don't really want to think about it too much right now - pervades my almost every thought these days.
I get the feeling my days are numbered and I'd like to 'get a life' before I die.......... we all live in hope, don't we?
Whoops - sorry for being serious! Slap me!
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Yeah great idea Rusty, we should think of words that only the few would know, coded words.
Those who wish to join need to register.
Come on board little children come on board.
Those who wish to join need to register.
Come on board little children come on board.
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hollandgirl: Rusty be realistic now.
Those twenty virgins would not last you long.
I realize you have to teach them all kinds of things, still twenty is too few.
Those twenty virgins would not last you long.
I realize you have to teach them all kinds of things, still twenty is too few.
Heck - I HATE work........... 20 is more than I can handle in a week let alone a day - just give me one that isn't too ugly and I'll do my best to make her believe I'm wonderful and hope she never lives long enough to find out any different!
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Look Shelley this does not sound fair.
Why should only the men have fun on that other side.
We ought to demand things for us too agreed?
Why should only the men have fun on that other side.
We ought to demand things for us too agreed?
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rusty_knight: Maybe - bad people hang around forever..... like a bad smell!
Death.............. don't really want to think about it too much right now - pervades my almost every thought these days.
I get the feeling my days are numbered and I'd like to 'get a life' before I die.......... we all live in hope, don't we?
Whoops - sorry for being serious! Slap me!
Death.............. don't really want to think about it too much right now - pervades my almost every thought these days.
I get the feeling my days are numbered and I'd like to 'get a life' before I die.......... we all live in hope, don't we?
Whoops - sorry for being serious! Slap me!
Get rid of that feeling Rusty for it ain't so that your number is coming up.
You simply refuse to go when old slewfoot calls ye.
Just tell him to go to hell that should do it!
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hollandgirl: Look Shelley this does not sound fair.
Why should only the men have fun on that other side.
We ought to demand things for us too agreed?
Why should only the men have fun on that other side.
We ought to demand things for us too agreed?
Of course...I think we should plan a protest if there aren't 100 virgin men waiting for us on the other side too....
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rusty_knight: Heck - I HATE work........... 20 is more than I can handle in a week let alone a day - just give me one that isn't too ugly and I'll do my best to make her believe I'm wonderful and hope she never lives long enough to find out any different!
Now I have heard it all!This man is too lazy to take care of 20 virgins.
Rusty they are too last you a very looooong time!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Of course...I think we should plan a protest if there aren't 100 virgin men waiting for us on the other side too....
Greedy!
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that man of my dreams appears.
Could be any day now as the "traffic" is there.