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Feb 23, 2009 2:34 AM CST Expensive Perfume!
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, turns around, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!!!!!!

uh oh
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Feb 23, 2009 10:24 AM CST Expensive Perfume!
ziggysdad
ziggysdadziggysdadglen burnie, Maryland USA8 Threads 176 Posts
thanks
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Feb 23, 2009 11:00 AM CST Expensive Perfume!
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
if that was winnipeg in 1970 that was likly my first wife
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Feb 23, 2009 11:10 AM CST Expensive Perfume!
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Mercedes1: A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, turns around, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!!!!!!
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May 8, 2009 5:43 AM CST Expensive Perfume!
Shedman01
Shedman01Shedman01Gonzales, Texas USA16 Threads 2 Polls 1,029 Posts
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Yup I been thread digging... but couldn't help a laugh at this one!!

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May 8, 2009 5:45 AM CST Expensive Perfume!
moonlightstar
moonlightstarmoonlightstarparis, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur France12 Threads 1,073 Posts
Mercedes1: A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, turns around, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!!!!!!


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May 8, 2009 5:50 AM CST Expensive Perfume!
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May 8, 2009 5:54 AM CST Expensive Perfume!
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
Shedman01: Yup I been thread digging... but couldn't help a laugh at this one!!

Merc


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May 8, 2009 8:15 AM CST Expensive Perfume!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
In response to: A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 dollars an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both of the women in the eyes, turns around, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!!!!!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing that was a gas!
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May 8, 2009 8:17 AM CST Expensive Perfume!
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: that was a gas!


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