Let's Write A Poem Together! (94)
cutelildevilsmomportsmouth, New Hampshire USA60 Threads 7,772 PostsOh Momma mia!! He had diarhea and there wasn't a toilet in sight.So he ran for woods where he gave up the goods and ended his horrible plight!!!
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So back to Jill who I might add is not on the pill,ran after that sap,who was spilling his gil,in time to tape Dr.Phil.
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So Jack threw his tantrum and pounded the ground,
He threw rocks at Jill, got the hell outta town
He threw rocks at Jill, got the hell outta town
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She popped him in the eye and gave him quite a beaut.
I'n going back under that rug, that bug was actually kinda cute.
I'n going back under that rug, that bug was actually kinda cute.
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and under the rug she dug,dug until all there was ,was a lug,that stuck to that damn ole rug.
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But just when she thought, the bug wasn't there
that critter was crawlin' right through her hair!
that critter was crawlin' right through her hair!
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she screamed like a bear with that bug in her hair,darn thing went straight for her vflare, that just happend to be in that pretty little tear in her darriair.
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Then jill got all sick, and made a big mess,
she knew she was pregnant and had to confess
she knew she was pregnant and had to confess
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confess to the press that Jack wasn"t the best,he didn"t take time to mess with the chess,and we all know thats the best.
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That humpty dumpty and she , before his great fall
were knocking boots, the baby was not Jack's at all
were knocking boots, the baby was not Jack's at all
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Jills been eating snacks in the sack,with a guy other then Jack,time for them all to go straight back to the hill,and decied what it is there gonna do with all the crew.
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so they sat down together, to find out once more,
what they're gonna do with that littl ole' *****
what they're gonna do with that littl ole' *****
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Jill didn't have a clue.
of what they were planning to do.
of what they were planning to do.
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There was a discussion of rocks which were rolled up in socks
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but the press was right there.
so they had to talke care.
so they had to talke care.
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but then an idea came to mind,
they search her home, only to find
they search her home, only to find
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tons of photos and letters was in the trashcan
seems Jill was running a mail order scam.
seems Jill was running a mail order scam.
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So jack consulted Robert Blake
He wanted to know what steps he could take
He wanted to know what steps he could take
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a stash in the trash,with millions of flies,who had ties with all those bad guys.
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so out of the house and onto the scene,
when jill saw them coming, she started to scream
when jill saw them coming, she started to scream
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