A_Non_A_MooseOPWestlock, Alberta Canada4,340 posts
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding and a perfect honeymoon. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? Look down for the answer,...
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep reading...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
A_Non_A_MooseOPWestlock, Alberta Canada4,340 posts
You do realize that I am probably going to take a bit of "heat" on this one,...
How's it going? I have committed myself to some baseball on Saturday, rain or shine nonsense,...I'm looking forward to all the pulled muscles, bruises, mud (cuz they are calling for lots of showers) the throngs of fans and of course the scantily-clad cheerleaders!
A_Non_A_MooseOPWestlock, Alberta Canada4,340 posts
langleygirl: Lol .. you might have to use a sick day!
hmmm,....might just have to,...if I was that kind of guy,....
(What's that Chuckles? No, I am not sick,...you can put away the hot water bottle,...no, she was saying I might,...I see you laughing,...you know exactly what she was getting at,...go to bed! Sheesh,....silly grizzly)
A_Non_A_MooseOPWestlock, Alberta Canada4,340 posts
langleygirl: Apparently so!
(What's that Chuckles? Uh,...yes,.....moose can blush too,....but who says I'm blushing,....hey,.what's the snickering all about,...get to bed,. Sheesh,...stupid grizzly!)
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After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding and a perfect honeymoon. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? Look down for the answer,...
.
.
.
.
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep reading...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.