The Lizard And I (3)

Sep 18, 2011 9:34 AM CST The Lizard And I
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
Last night I had a dreamsleep I was watching TV when suddenly someone knocked at my doorwow I opened it and there it was,a little lizard...this reptile looked at me and said that he wants to play a game with meboogie a game?,I said,what kind of game,I asked the lizard...I just want to make some sommerset,if you don't mind,the lizard repliedblah blah ok,if that what you want,come on in,I said...once inside my house this lizard jumped in and grabbed my right thumb...then he started his game,the lizard was turning,and turning around my thumbvery mad after a while,I really got tired of this reptile,using my thumb to play...so I told him,lizard enough of this game,I don,t want to play no moremumbling the little lizard stood in front of me with a very ferocious facelove then he said to me,hey,don't mess around with me just because I'm littleblues let me tell you,said the lizard,I have 2 friends and they will take care of youpeace I told to this damn reptile,get out of my house,you little dino,don,t come around here anymore,you punkrollers so this lizard left my home,peace at last I saidpeace a couple of minutes later the knock at my door again...I opened up,surprise,there it was again,this damn lizardsad flower you again,I said...yes,the lizard said,and this time I brought with me my 2 friends that I told you about itheart beating I looked around and nobody but him...friends?,I see no one but you...the lizard with his ferocious facepurple heart said to me,look behind me,my friends are there and they will teach you a lessongrin I took a good look at this damn reptile,that's when I noticed that he had 2 extra tailsjaw drop I said to him,are those your friends?...the ones that are going to teach me a lesson?...2 extra tails?super ARE YOU CRAZY?...YOU LITTLE WHIMP...DAMN REPTILE...I was yelling to this little lizardshock prepare to fight,said the lizardboxing you want to fight me?...ok,let's have a fight thenteddybear I took a plastic spoon and hit the lizard on his headangel the lizard had no other choice but to retreat...yeah,run,you little coward,you don't look so ferocious nowhole while I was hitting the lizard head with the plastic spoon and running after himdancing I was laughing like a mad manhmmm suddenly,everything started to vanishing,I guess I was waking uptransport
Sep 18, 2011 9:46 AM CST The Lizard And I
bungallow55
bungallow55bungallow55Lakeland, Florida USA238 Threads 10 Polls 3,837 Posts
bungallow55: Last night I had a dream I was watching TV when suddenly someone knocked at my door I opened it and there it was,a little lizard...this reptile looked at me and said that he wants to play a game with me a game?,I said,what kind of game,I asked the lizard...I just want to make some sommerset,if you don't mind,the lizard replied ok,if that what you want,come on in,I said...once inside my house this lizard jumped in and grabbed my right thumb...then he started his game,the lizard was turning,and turning around my thumb after a while,I really got tired of this reptile,using my thumb to play...so I told him,lizard enough of this game,I don,t want to play no more the little lizard stood in front of me with a very ferocious face then he said to me,hey,don't mess around with me just because I'm little let me tell you,said the lizard,I have 2 friends and they will take care of you I told to this damn reptile,get out of my house,you little dino,don,t come around here anymore,you punk so this lizard left my home,peace at last I said a couple of minutes later the knock at my door again...I opened up,surprise,there it was again,this damn lizard you again,I said...yes,the lizard said,and this time I brought with me my 2 friends that I told you about it I looked around and nobody but him...friends?,I see no one but you...the lizard with his ferocious face said to me,look behind me,my friends are there and they will teach you a lesson I took a good look at this damn reptile,that's when I noticed that he had 2 extra tails I said to him,are those your friends?...the ones that are going to teach me a lesson?...2 extra tails? ARE YOU CRAZY?...YOU LITTLE WHIMP...DAMN REPTILE...I was yelling to this little lizard prepare to fight,said the lizard you want to fight me?...ok,let's have a fight then I took a plastic spoon and hit the lizard on his head the lizard had no other choice but to retreat...yeah,run,you little coward,you don't look so ferocious now while I was hitting the lizard head with the plastic spoon and running after him I was laughing like a mad man suddenly,everything started to vanishing,I guess I was waking up
Wunderbar!applause
Sep 19, 2011 5:53 PM CST The Lizard And I
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
Billy, what put my goodself of reading you joke was the smilies....wayyyyyyyyyyyy to many<---jmo)

Kill two birds here...Spain is good to relocate to.....
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