Im a hopeless romantic,i know it so let it be
Buying roses,chocolates,ultra sensitive condoms and all types of jewellery
Get a whiff of her perfume,then im smitten
Hoping for cuddles and kisses without getting bitten
She awaits me at the resturant table,her beauty illuminated by a nearby lamp
But after snowballing coke for three days,i arrive dressed like a tramp.
Her thinly veiled anger i find quite charming
But the way she assaults me is severely alarming
Men will never understand women and the rules of attraction
I ponder this to myself,while in hospital bound up in traction.