On a timeless golf course worked Wal-Mart John,
Cajun, crazy, confused,and middle aged,
his niceness overlapped his psychotic self,
happy with life the course was his stage.

Wal Mart was the biggest running joke,
but he did not care at all,
I wonder if his genes are dominant or recessive,
no clue, but I promise you he was not tall.

He brightened my day and made us all laugh,
and members liked having him around.
Until conversation was attempted,
His thought process is profound.

Johnny laughed loudly at all jokes,
actually, at anything you said.
I dont know what he was smoking,
Something is terribly wrong in his head.