I have this great idea to invent a pill Make it so men can get pregnant as well Dudes walking around in camouflage Get a huge belly and know pregnancy is an un-earthly hell
This pill will be mandated and mandatory to ingest Let’s let men do what women have been doing since Eve Let the future climb out of Walter’s womb With little baskets to make and baby blankets to weave
So mommy is in one hospital room and daddy’s in another And our peaceful home will be noisy for quite a while One kid from her and the other one from him And the dad wonders how his wife can summon a smile
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