'The Girlfriend'

I finally found a girlfriend, looked from shore to shore. She's ugly as hell, and ain't got no teeth, but she owns a grocery store!
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Posted: Sep 2012
About this poem:
Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)

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Comments (2)

BBMis4me
Yes, you made me laugh!

you are so bad raytheon1

Blessingscool heart wings angel
raytheon1
yay Glad to make your day with a smile! Thanks guys for those great comments! I'll make sure you get some 'free' groceries from the store! thumbs up
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