limerick challenge

There was an old boy from East Grinstead
Who said "I'll disgracefully grow older instead"
Of joining some Club
Where the members all blub
About having to gargle with Rinstead.
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Posted: Oct 2012
About this poem:
Dunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils.
These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.

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Redex
rolling on the floor laughing I thought Rinstead was for false teethrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing only funning going to have a bash at your challengepeace
jazzy75
Well done! Lol....had to look up gumboils....and rinstead.....a treatment for tooth abscesses....lol....cute grin thumbs up
snowytop
Boils anywhere sound painful to me." Ouchie " thumbs up
windyweatherly
I join the laughter of the crowd. thanks for sharing..
offthemedsnowma
Today, I went viral. Has anybody got a cure for this? My Lim has not gone Limp, it has stirred the imagination of several.
Chris
Ladybee42
thumbs up good good sir, very good limerick and nice to meet you.
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studecar
limericks are best when they just happen. stay in there. studecar
Odette67
There was an old boy from East Grinstead
Who said "I'll disgracefully grow older instead"
Of joining some Club
Where the members all blub
About having to gargle with Rinstead.

Nice one laugh rolling on the floor laughing
orientalkoru
lol! Thanks for the laugh...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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