Humor under an apple tree!
who was it that said? "Don't sit under the apple tree
with anyone else but me.
Was it Adam or was it Eve?
The Gardner,spoke with Adam
But never spoke with Eve,
Eve was in the garden
Talking to the tree;.
"
" Take a bite of apple
And your eyes will open wide,
Then give some to Adam
As he stands by your side.
Then you both shall see
Knowledge at its best.
Go ahead sweetie,
this is not a test."
It was"the crunch heard
round. the world,
"A tree,talking to a girl.
Then Adam came upon the scene
"sake a bite", Eve did scream,
Your eyes will open wide,
"?Oh! have you seen a Fig tree,
There something I must hide?
Adam took a bite.
" You don't need a fig tree,
Not according to my site,
Said Adam with a smile
All for Eve's delight.
Then the Gardener came on sight
With a roar and full of might.
And hollered out a quip.
'Listen up guys your
Going on a trip.".
Eve spoke the words,
" How long doo we stay?"
Never mind the details
Your trip is
all one way.
Have a lot of fun tilling in the soil,
And Eve, on having children,
You will. forget the pain
But not before it rains.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Sep 2015
About this poem:
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
Comments (2)
script. I had a lot of fun with this one.
And it reminds me constantly God does have a tendency
to humor, making Him seem closer to humans I know
that had to be one of his funnier moments.
Barbara