Author: Vicki Lawrence from the tv show Mama's Family
He wouldn't be hankerin after fancy deserts if he'd take more of his meals at home.
If she doesn't know what she's missing, she can't be missing much.
Tell her to keep the cats and get her boyfriend fixed.
You could look up disgusting in the dictionary and there'd be a picture of this.
I never go any place where they have more forks than food
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Posted: Nov 2016
About this poem:
I got lucky enough to see Vicki Lawrence in concert on November 5. She did half the show as herself and the other half as Mama Harper from the TV show Mama's Family. She said it was the first time she forgot to wear her glasses. I spent ten dollars the first time because the woman told me all the seat were sold out. Finding out later that she was confused and there were plenty of seats, I had to purchase two more tickets for 70 bucks and give the standing tickets to a friend of mine. At least I got three other people I knew to see her.
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Rachael