Call ahead if you don't want to wait long Because the wait can be over an hour You come in and give the waitress your three digit number Then she hands you a pager that will light up and vibrate when they are ready Till then it's eating all the peanuts you want and throwing the shells on the floor Then the pager goes off or they call your name and they take you to your seat The waitress gives you buns with cinnamon butter that are real hot Then you have more peanuts and a metal pail to throw the shells in You order your meal, mine was steak and shrimp Then you can watch them dance some country dance If it's your birthday, you can sit on a saddle while they sing "Happy Birthday". Texas Roadhouse It's a good place to eat
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Posted: Feb 2019
About this poem:
My big gripe with this place is it is way too crowded.