Bloomin Onion

Here eat this!
Here eat that
Look at you
Now you're fat!
Go out find stuff to do
Get munchies off your mind
Soon you'll find your feeling great!
The munchie left behind
Watch out for the munchies!
I remember this on TV when I was growing up in the early 80s
Then I went to Outback Steakhouse and had their Bloomin Onion
With 1950 calories, 3840 mg of sodium
It ranks as the most unhealthy appetizer out there
And
It's delicious!
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Posted: Sep 2021
About this poem:
I remember Rob and Fab from Milli Vanilli saying a large part of their success was eating right with lots of fruits and vegetables. I saw a retelling of my favorite story from my youth of The Pumpkin Giant. In it a boy gets in shape and teaches the fat girl how to get in shape too. His dad kills the pumpkin giant, his mom makes yummy pumpkin pies, her dad the king knights the dad for killing the pumpkin giant after eating a pumpkin pie that grew out of his busted up head, and they all live happy and healthy together.

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