The Publisher Is Not Responsible...

Full title: The Publisher Is Not Responsible For Lost Or Damaged Poems

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If the poem seems to be
Unseemly in its being,
Let it stand erect, or stumble,
Club-footed, towards the door.
Directed once, but never more.
If it crawls to find its way
Be it lame or led astray
It will say what it will say.

Let it go, then, or return
Half-writ, with postage fixed.
If its metaphors are mixed
Let it do what it does best:
Send it stamped and self-addressed.
If it labors for its pay
It will not fear the light of day.
It will say what it will say.
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Posted: May 2010
About this poem:
Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected.

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opentuit
You can put it inside the jacket of your first published volume!


grin
andrew149
Brilliant, 2 verses stuffed with so much truth......Having been through the looking for a publisher thing, I got there in the end, as I hope you do too........Kindest regards.....Andrew.
agoodguy2have
yes very well said, of course it's metaphors are mixed ;-)
trurorob
Really liked this!!
rob
jazzy75
Dagosto - cool poem...i like it!handshake
Dagosto
Thank you all so very much!
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