Return of Admirals Cake Trolley Robs Style

by jazzy75Houston, Texas, USA

May 2010 1,482 Views 23 comments

Return of the Admiral's Cake Trolley ~ Rob’s Style

Jeeves! Look who’s returned with the cart
Hey, it’s Dolly!! She’s squeezing the filling into that tart!
It looks all ripe with extra bananas and cream
Keep licking there and she’s liable to scream!

Dolly’s buns are in dire need of a spread!
Place the Admiral in the oven! Watch him rise like bread!!
Stir real slowly!! Hitting all sides with the crème!
Careful!! It’s slippery and beginning to steam!!

Tastes mighty gooey, dipped in warm apple pie
Steady there Admiral! Don’t let it hit her in the eye!
Dolly, turn down the heat! He’s ready to blow!!
The cream horn's all moist and raring to go!

Knead right here, make it juicy and pliant!!
Can’t take much more of this pounding excitement!!
The Admiral’s éclair’s stuffed between snug lips
As the filling erupts and heads straight to her hips!

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Posted: May 2010

About this poem:

In fond remembrance of the Cake Trolley!

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Comments (23)

trurorobAlicante, Valencia SpainMay 31, 2010

Ah! the trolley, the Admirals favourite battle!!
Rob

jerseygirl49Petersburg, Virginia USAMay 31, 2010

Wow Jazzy,I;m a bit shocked!!!Doesn;t sound like you.

I would expect this from someone else..if you know what I mean?

still it is a good write.

RedexNorthumberland, England UKMay 31, 2010

jazzy loved this, and the memories

PinkpoetressClarksburg, West Virginia USAMay 31, 2010

Jazzy,
I never saw this side of you. Great write. I loved it. Thanks!

agoodguy2havesuffolk, Virginia USAMay 31, 2010

ok.....ok.....i can breath now, call and cancel the ambulance, i'm ok, i'm ok...i just gotta catch my breath after all that laughing!!!!

caroljoyceManchester, Greater Manchester, England UKMay 31, 2010

Excellent Jazzy, long for you, you must be exhausted!

gnj4uBoston, Massachusetts USAMay 31, 2010

Hi, Jazzy,
Jeeves! The challenge was met! Now, will I ever be able to look at a dessert cart again without recalling your poetic images. Thanks for showing us the other side.

Ladybee42East Liverpool, Ohio USAJun 1, 2010

this is just brilliant jazzy, yummeeeee!

KatfightAdelaide, South Australia AustraliaJun 1, 2010

Excellent Jazzy.

jazzy75OPHouston, Texas USAJun 2, 2010

OMG…lol…did I write this?! Didn’t know I had it in me!! Thanks Rob for all your help…it was fun trying to imitate your style

Perhaps Cake Trolley will someday have another viewing

jazzy75OPHouston, Texas USAJun 2, 2010

jerseygirl - perhaps a bit over the top...but still a blast to write...stepping out of the box and writing in a differnt syle has given me a new perspective

jazzy75OPHouston, Texas USAJun 2, 2010

Ah Redex...it does bring back memories

Glad you enjoyed the humor and perhaps we can persuade Rob to write some more funnies :)

Happygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USAJun 2, 2010

I just loved it. Absolutely loved it. I laughed my ~~butt off~~ nope it is still there. I laughed till the tears came. You did wonderful.

NeverEndingStoryChesterfield, Derbyshire, England UKJun 2, 2010

Amazing how someone can write in the style as someone else. I wouldn't know where to start. Brilliantly done

jazzy75OPHouston, Texas USAJun 4, 2010

Pinkpoetress - it was a bit challenging...lol! glad you enjoyed...hope to see you back at poet's corner soon :)

jazzy75OPHouston, Texas USAJun 7, 2010

agoodguy2have - whew...now you tell me!! after they charged my credit card!

seriously, glad you enjoyed it my friend...it was fun to write

jazzy75OPHouston, Texas USAJun 7, 2010

Well caroljoyce, now that you mention it...i am feeling a little faint

cambuffOcala, Florida USAJul 19, 2010

I read your first page of poems, and I liked them.

This one was fantastic, I loved the whimsical prose.
Thank you for making me smile!

I want to thank you for your comments on my poem. I did not know that you could see who viewed your works until today. I am sorry that I haven't gotten back to you sooner.