How many ladies would prefer (61)
montecitoLovely, New Jersey USA96 Threads 2 Polls 5,086 PostsRDM59: ... that's right, so if there are any rich widowed cougars out there looking for a butler with benefits then please drop me a line ..... very reasonable rates ....
not a widow. does that matter..
montecito: not a widow. does that matter..
No problem snuggs .....
... but are you rich ...
RDM59: ... that's right, so if there are any rich widowed cougars out there looking for a butler with benefits then please drop me a line ..... very reasonable rates ....
BUT.....
dear rich widowed cougars......MY rates are cheaper
the "for hire" sign is hanging out the front ...
RDM59: No problem snuggs ..... ... but are you rich ...
I have a wealth of colorful experience....
2intrigued: There might be some nice 99 year old cougars out there
Not nice..
yabbadabbadont: BUT.....
dear rich widowed cougars......MY rates are cheaper
the "for hire" sign is hanging out the front ...
dear rich widowed cougars......MY rates are cheaper
the "for hire" sign is hanging out the front ...
Looking for a maid
dammit, I just applied with Jeeps 
2intrigued: There might be some nice 99 year old cougars out there
..... I'm hoping to get more than one offer ....
yabbadabbadont: BUT.....
dear rich widowed cougars......MY rates are cheaper
the "for hire" sign is hanging out the front ...
dear rich widowed cougars......MY rates are cheaper
the "for hire" sign is hanging out the front ...
I would imagine the very rich one's will need a gardener too .....
2intrigued: Looking for a maid dammit, I just applied with Jeeps
I can be YOUR maid
IF you pay well... RDM59: ..... I'm hoping to get more than one offer ....
I would be considered a cougar to a man who's 44 and under
montecito: I have a wealth of colorful experience....
So that means NO then does it !!!
NEXT ......
2intrigued: I would be considered a cougar to a man who's 44 and under
I could always lie about my age ( like you ) ...
....yabbadabbadont: I can be YOUR maid IF you pay well...
Nah, I'm looking for a pool boy
RDM59: I would imagine the very rich one's will need a gardener too .....
I'll do the gardening alright Where are they all RDM?
I think you should take out an advertisement...
RDM59: So that means NO then does it !!!
NEXT ......
NEXT ......
So you want to match "experience" against the dollar.
Lister her young man..
the dollar loses it's value, the experience only gets better........
RDM59: I could always lie about my age ( like you ) ... ....
I'm not lying about my age
yabbadabbadont: I'll do the gardening alright
Where are they all RDM?
I think you should take out an advertisement...
Where are they all RDM?
I think you should take out an advertisement...
<< Take out an ad .... good idea ..... I feel a picture coming on ....
RDM59: <<
Take out an ad .... good idea ..... I feel a picture coming on ....
Take out an ad .... good idea ..... I feel a picture coming on ....
I just posted a thread, just for us poor people looking for some work ...
2intrigued: I'm not lying about my age
Of course you are, you are much much younger.
I know you 'play hard-to-get' type .....
4 & 7
RDM59: Of course you are, you are much much younger.
I know you 'play hard-to-get' type .....
I know you 'play hard-to-get' type .....
I'm a young girl's mind trapped in an old girl's body
2intrigued: I'm a young girl's mind trapped in an old girl's body
just think how confused I get when I wear my kilt .....
Horse racing of course! Shetland pony style! RDM59: just think how confused I get when I wear my kilt .....
At least there's a sporran to keep the big guy down 2intrigued: At least there's a sporran to keep the big guy down
It's not working .....
.....
....JeanKimberley: Horse racing of course! Shetland pony style!
... Hi kim .... .... you should have said you wanted to see that, it could have been arranged ..... 
I will take one of each except #8 thanks
RDM59: ... Hi kim .... .... you should have said you wanted to see that, it could have been arranged .....
next visit - I can shout yeeehaaaa ride 'em cowgirl!
I take No. 4 plus 7 
I can never have enough of wimin
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